Healix Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerKate Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 What’s Tub Ci’s favourite Johnny Cash song? A boy named Tsoo MCM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xionian Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 At this point, I think hearing someone say "Swipe left!" when fighting Tinder in DFB has reached dad-joke levels of groanworthy.I want them to add a secret badge for getting through a DFB without someone making a Tinder joke. I did about 12 yesterday over the course of the day on several toons... I'm pretty sure it's impossible, but more testing is needed. What I found funny is that whether it was left or right was not consistent. Some people like them horny. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Posi part 1 TF sewer mission with vaz and a couple plant trollers on team one player comments "only way to make Vaz more disgusting? add mushrooms growing out of them." yours truly adds in " Nah that only makes them more Fun Gis" ;D My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LocaMocha Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Why did the Hellion stop dating the Plant Troller? Cause though they like things hot they found the Troller way too Thorny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotech_Master Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 Why do Stone Tankers feel unloved? Because people keep taking them for granite. 1 1 If you liked what I had to say, please check out my City of Heroes guides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Generator Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 (said any time I run into a Lost Aberrant Rector boss) "Rector? Damn near killed her!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotech_Master Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 Said every time I run into an Aberrant Eremite: "Eremite! But then again, Eremite not!" 1 If you liked what I had to say, please check out my City of Heroes guides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jubakumbi Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 At this point, I think hearing someone say "Swipe left!" when fighting Tinder in DFB has reached dad-joke levels of groanworthy.I want them to add a secret badge for getting through a DFB without someone making a Tinder joke. Huh, I have yet to see one, your mention here is the first time it even entered my brain. Married 25 years, not a cheater...so I guess I am not in the demographic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eldriyth Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You can all do better. One of these gave me a slight smile, but not a single laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomo Kimyata Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 Q: What do you call 16 lawyers captured by the Devouring Earth? A: A good start. 1 Who run Bartertown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murcielago Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 What's a dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobbledygook Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 What's a dad? I almost choked on a chicken nugget!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 LOL Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSwamper Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 What do you call a fuzzy Sky Raider? A hairy porter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redlynne Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 What do you call a bank with lots of fearful people in it? Terror Vaulta. Verbogeny is one of many pleasurettes afforded a creatific thinkerizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoryy Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 At this point, I think hearing someone say "Swipe left!" when fighting Tinder in DFB has reached dad-joke levels of groanworthy. Not quite a dad joke, but I shout "WHERE'S FRANCIS" everytime I see an 'Ajax' Warrior. Starwave Blue Gale Wolfhound Actionette Relativity Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 Why do so many people with Animal Avatars choose Savage Melee? Because its really Pawsome! ;D My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gungadin Posted June 24, 2019 Share Posted June 24, 2019 My girlfriend wanted to go out tonight, but my SG had planned on running the ITF a few times. COH's before ho's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robotech_Master Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 Q: How is a wide-AoE Destiny power like a nude beach? A: Because everyone's in the buff! If you liked what I had to say, please check out my City of Heroes guides! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banazirgalasbor Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 (edited) While Running a Positron 2 TF, one of the players complained I really HATE clockwork! So I asked, Why do clockwork get you so wound up? You needs to FACE your fears and HANDs down you will be better off for it. I also like, BE sure to put on your Gear Goggles when fighting Clock work. And finally, Gear, Helping Nerds get some since 2006. Edited August 2, 2019 by Banazirgalasbor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justisaur Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 On 6/10/2019 at 8:59 AM, Xionian said: I did about 12 yesterday over the course of the day on several toons... I'm pretty sure it's impossible, but more testing is needed. What I found funny is that whether it was left or right was not consistent. Some people like them horny. ;D I haven't seen a Tinder joke recently doing DFB. They were on fire when I started. Ba Dum Tss! Then I went on to Positron 1 and the Vahz hurt so bad, I needed an Epidural. Ba Dum Tss! I did Synapse next, I bet you wish you could Surpressor these jokes, but it's going to be a Long Tom. Ba Dum Tss! By the time I got to Ms. Liberty, I was feeling pretty Sardonic. (that one doesn't even deserve a Ba!) Someone made a comment about Tinder's brother in a TF, but I can't find his name or the TF now, Match or Grinder or something? There's also all the great Fr3ksh0w names in the game, ah leetspeak, who'da thought the freaks were living in the past. One more: A hellion a skull and a clockwork walk into a bar, the bartender says "It's a hot time in the old town tonight!" Ba Dum Tss! I am a dad, so all my jokes are dad jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshades Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Why is Dark Servant the most cuddly pet? Because he's Fluffy! 😜 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banazirgalasbor Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Come Mr Caliban, Cali me banana, day light she come and me want to go roam. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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