Banazirgalasbor

HA, you cant fool me, its a Nemesis plot!

And they said that Hobbits aren't real!

"Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor." The husband replies, "That's not possible." "Well," says the wife, "I'm telling you that's the problem." The husband gets up and sighs, "OK, fine. Where'd you park it?" The wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool."

ok not 100% COH dad joke... HEY YOU KIDS, STAY OFF OF MY L.A.N.!

The new water powers give whole new meaning to the term, SPLASH Damage.

Come Mr Caliban, Cali me banana, day light she come and me want to go roam.

Dragonfire – Pinnacle Kozmic Dragon – Pinnacle Kozmic Girl - Pinnacle I had all 15 slots full the above 3 are definte, and then there maybe some from this short list: AZ Ranger Koz, Del Zorro, Doc Koz, Doc Mind, Harry Berlin, Just Koz, Kozmic Daisho, Kozmic Dragon Dark, Kozmic Dragon Grey, Kozmic Dragon Red, Kozmic Fixit, Kozmic Gladiator, Kozmic Kat, Kozmic Knight, Kozmic Musketeer, Kozmic Slugger, Officer Boom, Officer Friday, Richard Berlin, Richard Koz, Rowdie Kat, Short Bo, Tiny Kozmic Archer, Tiny Kozmic Storm, Traxus, Wingolas

Here are some other names I ran, Del Zorro, Doc Koz, Doc Mind, Harry Berlin, Just Koz, Kozmic Daisho, Kozmic Dragon Dark, Kozmic Dragon Grey, Kozmic Dragon Red, Kozmic Fixit, Kozmic Gladiator, Kozmic Kat, Kozmic Knight, Kozmic Musketeer, Kozmic Slugger, Officer Boom, Officer Friday, Richard Berlin, Richard Koz, Rowdie Kat, Short Bo, Tiny Kozmic Archer, Tiny Kozmic Storm, Traxus, Wingolas I am now on Excelsior, global @kozmic

ok did some more digging, I had 15 Alts on Infinity 4 definitely: Arizona Ranger Koz - Infinity Kozmic Fire – Infinity Kozmic Justice - Infinity Kozmic Robot – Infinity and then 11 from the following Del Zorro, Doc Koz, Doc Mind, Harry Berlin, Just Koz, Kozmic Daisho, Kozmic Dragon Dark, Kozmic Dragon Grey, Kozmic Dragon Red, Kozmic Fixit, Kozmic Gladiator, Kozmic Kat, Kozmic Knight, Kozmic Musketeer, Kozmic Slugger, Officer Boom, Officer Friday, Richard Berlin, Richard Koz, Rowdie Kat, Short Bo, Tiny Kozmic Archer, Tiny Kozmic Storm, Traxus, Wingolas

Hobbit Archer – Justice Kozmic Dragon – Justice Kozmic Robot – Justice others that may or may not have been among the 13 I had on Justice: AZ Ranger Koz, Del Zorro, Doc Koz, Doc Mind, Harry Berlin, Just Koz, Kozmic Daisho, Kozmic Dragon Dark, Kozmic Dragon Grey, Kozmic Dragon Red, Kozmic Fixit, Kozmic Gladiator, Kozmic Kat, Kozmic Knight, Kozmic Musketeer, Kozmic Slugger, Officer Boom, Officer Friday, Richard Berlin, Richard Koz, Rowdie Kat, Short Bo, Tiny Kozmic Archer, Tiny Kozmic Storm, Traxus, Wingolas

I got 5th place, see it even says it on the medal 5th place!

Was looking through my spiral notebook that had my IOs listed. I had a toon on the Justice Server named...Just Koz. Our Supergroups name? Kozmic Justice.

Kozmic Kat's Background Marie lay watching the stars of the cosmos overhead, as below her the raft drifted and rolled with the waves of the Atlantic. The quiet of the night was shattered by the sounds (and smells) of civilization. She sat up quickly and could see the lights of her dream at last within reach. She grabbed her makeshift paddle and headed towards the harbor that her cat eyes could easily pick out. She had made it; she had escaped the isle of the infamous Belgian Doctor Morrow. The so-called brilliant bio-engineer and scientist, respected and loved by his peers, who had created her from the genetic stock of both humans and cats. He was a vain and cruel man who had no regard for his "creations" as anything other then just lab animals. She tucked in her copy of the Hero Corps pamphlet she had stolen from Dr Morrows, lab and headed towards Atlas Park, Sebastian St John. Smythe, and her heroic destiny, as the Kozmic Kat! Kozmic Fires Background Friday the 14th started out like any other day for Marie. She grabbed her lukewarm breakfast pocket, her backpack with her schoolbooks, and jogged down towards the bus stop on her way to the college campus. Thoroughly engrossed in reading the latest news from the campus paper she did not see the gasoline tanker, whose driver was having a heart attack, swerve across the lane, barreling straight for the bus now stopping at her bus stop. One minute, she was reading the police beat the next she was standing amidst a raging inferno of gas and diesel flames. Just when all looked to be a total disaster, she noticed that the closest flames began to leap into her. Stunned she just watched as she absorbed the entire inferno with out as much as burning an eyelash. Her fire powered mutation was revealed. The fire department was surprised when they arrived and saw no trace of flames, just ash and soot from burning debris. As Marie walked away a fellow student said, "Wow totally Kozmic babe!" Thus was born the Kozmic Fire!

While Running a Positron 2 TF, one of the players complained I really HATE clockwork! So I asked, Why do clockwork get you so wound up? You needs to FACE your fears and HANDs down you will be better off for it. I also like, BE sure to put on your Gear Goggles when fighting Clock work. And finally, Gear, Helping Nerds get some since 2006.

"At last," said Milo Roy the Human Paladin, "we have found the mostly secret hidden lair of the evil Witch-King of Upper Lower FayRune!" He said gesturing at the fancy carved rock cave entrance "Are you sure it’s not the Witch-King of Lower Upper FayRune," asked Banazir Galasbor, the Halfling Archer? "I mean, one evil Witch-Kings lair looks pretty much like any other." "Acht," spat Kozmic Axe, the burly Dwarven Knight. "The Evil Witch-King of Lower Upper FayRune was killed two months ago, last Thursday, by Larry Spikehands merry band of adventuring folks." "That bunch of two-bit losers and hacks," asked Spellshooter the Half Elf Mage? "I thought they were in the middle of the great big barren, still traveling in circles?" "Aye the very ones, " replied Treehugger the Elf Druid. "Although I last heard that they were seen in the Jungles of Lost Trails.” He nodded, “Of course that information is six months old." "I heard that Larry Spikehands, finally got his hands back," said Brother Tall the half-giant Monk. "It must have made life really interesting, having 2 spikes instead of hands." "I had heard that too," piped in Fred Cross the Human cleric. "Can you imagine what it must be like trying to take a p-." "Will you all keep it down," interrupted Milo. "We don’t want the witch king to know we are here." "It is far too late to worry about that little fact," hissed the evil Witch King of Upper Lower FayRune. "At last, I meet the merry band of Larry Spikehands, and soon I will send them to their Doooooommm!" "Hey, we are Turners Troopers," interrupted Treehugger. “Not Larry Spikehands Smashers.” "Whatever" continued the Witch-King, making a dismissive wave gesture. "As I was saying at last, I get to meet the intrepid adventurers' band known as Turners Troublemakers, and send them to their Dooooooommm!" "Turners Troopers," growled Kozmic Axe. The cloaked and hooded evil one glared at the dwarf, who just shrugged and looking away, reached behind him for one of his handy throwing axes. "Anyway," hissed the evil Witch-King, "whatever you call yourselves, you are about to meet a fate worse than death, A doom worse than despair, an end to end all ends. But first I have a question for you?" "How we found a map that leads us to your mostly secret hidden evil lair," asked the Paladin? "No. I assure I paid well to advertise my location in Kozmos Guide to secret Lairs and their affordable interiors,” Stated the Witch-King. "You want to know why we are here to kill you, thereby taking revenge for all the wrongs you have committed, over the last several decades, having been hired by all of the wronged churches that you have stolen from in the area?" asked the Cleric. "No," said the Witch-King waving his hand dismissively. "How President Trump got elected," asked Kozmic Axe? "Definitely not," hissed the evil one of vile darkness, shuddering inside of his cloak. "What, then, do you want to know" asked spellshooter? "Why are you all called Turners Troopers, when no one in your group is named Turner?" The group stood there stunned into silence, just staring at each other when suddenly an arrow flew towards the Witch-King and bounced of an invisible shield of magic. "Drats," said Banazir Galasbor, "I was hoping to get in a sneak shot for extra damage. I am definitely within 30 feet." "Bru ha ha, ha, no one gets the drop on the Mighty Witch-King of Lower Upper FayRune," laughed the evil one. "Witch-King of Upper Lower FayRune, you mean," corrected the Paladin. "What?" "Witch-King of Upper Lower FayRune, you said, Mighty Witch-King of Lower Upper FayRune," corrected Milo "You’re the Mighty Witch-King of Upper Lower FayRune. "Huhh, yeah, right I’m the Mighty Witch-King of Upper Lower FayRune, not to be confused with that two-bit hack from lower Upper FayRune, who calls himself my Brother from another mother. thanks, where was I?" "No one gets the drop," suggested Treehugger. "Right! No one gets the drop." Suddenly a hand axe bounced off the magic shield, and fell to ground with a clatter. "Oh never mind," The powerful Witch-King (of Upper Lower FayRune) made a grand sweeping gesture and that was the last thing both Banazir Galasbor and Kozmic Axe remembered before they woke up in a mostly empty parking lot in Atlas park in beautiful Paragon City.