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21 hours ago, Ukase said:

So, was getting Keen Sighted in Kings Row and read/"heard" this: 

[05:34] [NPC] Mortificator: Ozwalt! Break this hero's bones!


The mortificator was the only one up there besides me...so uh...who's Ozwalt? 

YOU are Ozwalt.

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Speaks for itself really.  Welcome to First Ward 🙂

 

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Darkest Before Dawn: Part Two (Arc id 30210) Darkest Before Dawn: Part Three (Arc id 30560) | Bridge of Forever ( Arc id 36642)*The Cassini Division (Arc id 37104)*The House of Gaunt Saints (Arc id 37489)*|

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On 10/29/2020 at 4:06 PM, Ukase said:

So, was getting Keen Sighted in Kings Row and read/"heard" this: 

[05:34] [NPC] Mortificator: Ozwalt! Break this hero's bones!

The mortificator was the only one up there besides me...so uh...who's Ozwalt? 

This was on the top platform of the high-tension tower over toward the east side that has the badge there? There's normally the Mortificator and an Abomination on the platform, but the Abomination is stupid, and will sometimes walk off the platform and fall to the ground; the Mortificator seems to be oblivious when this happens, and will call for him even if he's no longer there.

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Motivational speaking courtesy of the D.U.S.T. Rangers in First Ward.

This is counter-insurgency training 101, ladies! You couldn't capture a taco stand!

 

Bonus, Praetoria apparently has their own version of Dungeons and Dragons.  A line from a random survivor in the First Ward compound.

So you going to join our Warlocks and Wyrms game? We could use another player.

 

Another one to avoid a double post: PPD to Longbow in The Hollows about Longbow's uniform choices.

How do you feel about wearing colors that are strangely similar to that of a target? You don't really blend, you know that, right?

 

Another one from The Hollows, Skull to his girlfriend, sounds like relationship issues.

We're just star-crossed loves and the fact that your sister stole my car makes it pretty hard for me to keep seeing you.

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'Super Unknown' was spotted talking on the phone right next to a lady getting mugged with a Fallen Buckshot tugging at her purse..

 

[NPC] Super Unknown: My wife was telling me she bought this new purse the other day. When she told me the price I was like, why are purses so freaking expensive these days?

[NPC] Fallen Buckshot: Mine now, lady!
[NPC] Carmelia: You'll never get away with this!
[NPC] Super Unknown: Well, time to get back to work. This cape isn't going to fly itself!
[NPC] Blood Brother Chopper: This is good stuff.
 

 

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"Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown  (Wise words Unknown!)

 

Sooo.. I guess I am taking a non-voluntary break until November?!

 

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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There's a gardener digging up a spot near Ms. Liberty in Atlas Park right now, looking to set up the Christmas decorations.  Seems he's not happy about his job.

 

 Can't an Illusion Controller just make everybody believe the trees turned into pines for winter? I'm getting tired.

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On 11/9/2020 at 7:42 PM, Troo said:

'Super Unknown' was spotted talking on the phone right next to a lady getting mugged with a Fallen Buckshot tugging at her purse..

 

[NPC] Super Unknown: My wife was telling me she bought this new purse the other day. When she told me the price I was like, why are purses so freaking expensive these days?

[NPC] Fallen Buckshot: Mine now, lady!
[NPC] Carmelia: You'll never get away with this!
[NPC] Super Unknown: Well, time to get back to work. This cape isn't going to fly itself!
[NPC] Blood Brother Chopper: This is good stuff.

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"Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown  (Wise words Unknown!)

 

Sooo.. I guess I am taking a non-voluntary break until November?!

 

Si vis pacem, para bellum

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Kings Row again 🙂

[NPC] Death Head Gunner: This is crap.

 

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AE SFMA Arcs: Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part One. (Arc id 26756) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Two. (Arc id 26952) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Three. (Arc id 27233) 

Darker Deeds: Part One (Arc id 28374) | Darker Deeds: Part Two. (Arc id 28536) Darker Deeds: Part Three. (Arc id 29252) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part One (Arc id 29891) |

Darkest Before Dawn: Part Two (Arc id 30210) Darkest Before Dawn: Part Three (Arc id 30560) | Bridge of Forever ( Arc id 36642)*The Cassini Division (Arc id 37104)*The House of Gaunt Saints (Arc id 37489)*|

The Spark of the Blind (Arc id 40403)* Damnatio Memoriae (Arc id 41140)*

*Pre War Praetorian Loyalist. * Pre War Praetorian Resistance.

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Old favorite from Gaussian's arc in the RWZ (but spoilers for anyone who hasn't done it):

 

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Now Ms. Liberty has decided that Longbow should handle the Rikti situation and that Vanguard should join up or stand down. She's said that we're superfluous, a danger, and that Longbow has the troops and gear to take on the Rikti better than we can. After all of this, I can see where she's coming from. She may have a point. More than that, she may be right. But I don't look good in red and white. -- Gaussian

 

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Sometimes the NPCs have their own script, and they don't pay attention to their victims.

 

[NPC] Daria: Please, I want to leave! This roof is so high!
[NPC] Life Mage: There is a crossbow pointed at your forehead. I would suggest that you do not move. This roof is quite high.

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