huang3721 Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 I heard an NPC say this: "If the drug the Destroyers all take is orange, why does it turn them red?" Followed by this: RIP Kool-Aid Man 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted March 1, 2021 Share Posted March 1, 2021 On 2/27/2021 at 12:21 AM, RikOz said: After I rescued this hacker from the Hellions (screenshotted because I didn't feel like trying to type out his name): I'm pretty sure you can highlight in-game text in the chat windows and copy it with ctrl-C. It might lead to some odd formatting but it's doable. Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 hours ago, ZorkNemesis said: I'm pretty sure you can highlight in-game text in the chat windows and copy it with ctrl-C. It might lead to some odd formatting but it's doable. That works. I usually screenshot these things so I remember to share them later, as opposed to sharing them immediately when I see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TemporalVileTerror Posted March 2, 2021 Share Posted March 2, 2021 Wait a minute, @huang3721! What is THAT!? Enhance. Enhance! ENHANCE, YOU COWARD! ... No . . . NO! They told me he was dead! DEAD!!! Oh god . . . It's him . . . . . . we're doomed. 19 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Doing Television's arc redside, and I'm inside the horror movie to get rid of the Freakshow who have somehow been sucked into it. Metal Smasher: "'No, let's just watch some movies tonight,' you said! Metal Swiper: "Dude, I had NO idea! Metal Smasher: "Well, at least there's some violence in here to sate our media-shortened attention spans." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col. Kernel Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 I used to love the lines from the Desperate Guy and Turndown Girl in Pocket D. Many of the good ones seem to be gone nowadays but man Turndown Girl had some epic burns. Desperate Guy <some lame pickup line> Turndown Girl "I like your approach. Now let's see your departure." That's the only one I recall at the moment, sadly. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troyusrex Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Another Classic from Doc' Buzzsaw's missions: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troyusrex Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 (edited) Whoever wrote the Doc. Buzzsaw arc has my respect! [NPC] Sgt. Yorkshire: This is the LAST TIME I cover a shift for Russell. A PUN convention? Is that even a thing? He's going to owe me for this one. Later... [NPC] Agent Tavish Bell: I can't afford another demotion. [NPC] Agent Tavish Bell: I... can't go back... to customer service. And a bit later still.... [NPC] Dr. Alexander: Nothing can go right for me this year. [NPC] Dr. Alexander: Sometimes I wish I had just followed Dad's advice and taken welding. Edited March 7, 2021 by Troyusrex 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TemporalVileTerror Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 That looks like @Piecemeal's new stuff, @Troyusrex. You can thank them directly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 While flying through First Ward: [NPC] Resistance Fighter: Aw, this ain't good. He done got baconized! [NPC] Resistance Fighter: You're about to get it all polar bear-style without the syrup, know what I'm sayin'? [NPC] Oppressor: When this is over... [NPC] Oppressor: I'm going to find you and make you do the most unspeakable things to yourself and your little friends... [NPC] D.U.S.T. Leader: I can't wait. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted March 16, 2021 Author Share Posted March 16, 2021 'Baconized' & 'Polar Bear Style' those are awesome. "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troyusrex Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 On 3/8/2021 at 1:01 AM, TemporalVileTerror said: That looks like @Piecemeal's new stuff, @Troyusrex. You can thank them directly! I didn't realise that! Thank you @Piecemeal! Well done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 On 3/15/2021 at 12:35 AM, Delta said: [NPC] Resistance Fighter: You're about to get it all polar bear-style without the syrup, know what I'm sayin'? No, I don't know what you're sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 From Statesman/Ms. Liberty(?) Task Force: Dr. Aeon's trap Dr. Aeon: Ah-ha-ha-ha! You 'Stupor-powered' fools have fallen into my brilliant trap! Allow me to explain: That portal didn't send you to a secret base, instead it sent you into the future, where my Web device has allowed Lord Recluse to conquer the world! Mwha-ha-ha! But don't worry, fools! I've made arrangements to have you captured by some of Arachnos's operatives here in the future. Like Regent Korol, Magus Mu'Drakhan, Shadow Spider, And Viridian, Each has part of the code needed to open this door: And set this portal to send you back to the present: So just sit tight and wait to be taken prisoner. And whatever you do, don't even think about fighting them! There's no way you could win, so don't even try it! I can't believe I just told them how to escape like that! Okay, just erase this recording and we'll start again. Bane Spider Executioner: Uh, sir? Dr. Aeon: What? Bane Spider Executioner: Uh... You said you wanted to transmit this, uh, live... Dr. Aeon: AAAAH! Shut it off! Shut it off! And speaking of STF/MLTF, the debriefing of the last mission isn't particularly funny, but I still love it because it feels epic. Recluse is defeated, and his plans are in ruins. Honestly, I wish I had been the one to do it, but... that's pride talking. No, this is your day, this is your moment to shine! Look over this great city, and see what you have done today! Every person who lives in freedom from this day forward owes that freedom to your valor, your determination, and your heroism. Recluse may yet return, but you have shown the people of the world that they need no longer live in fear of his name. For when evil arises, it shall be confronted and defeated by the champions of this City of Heroes! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darmian Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 Welcome to St. Martial! 2 AE SFMA Arcs: The Meteors (Arc id 42079) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part One. (Arc id 26756) X | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Two. (Arc id 26952) | Dark Deeds in Galaxy City: Part Three. (Arc id 27233) Darker Deeds: Part One (Arc id 28374) | Darker Deeds: Part Two. (Arc id 28536) | Darker Deeds: Part Three. (Arc id 29252) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part One (Arc id 29891) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part Two (Arc id 30210) | Darkest Before Dawn: Part Three (Arc id 30560) | Bridge of Forever ( Arc id 36642) | The Cassini Division (Arc id 37104) X | The House of Gaunt Saints (Arc id 37489) X | The Spark of the Blind (Arc id 40403) | Damnatio Memoriae (Arc id 41140) X | The Eve of War (Arc id 41583) X | Spirals: Part One. (Arc id 55109) | Spirals: Part Two. (Arc id 55358) | Spirals: Part Three. (Arc id 57197) I Sing of Arms and the Man (Arc id 42617) | Three Sisters (Arc id 43013) (Pre War Praetorian Loyalist. Pre War Praetorian Resistance. Pre ITF Cimerora. Post ITF Cimerora. X = Dev Choice/Hall of Fame ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 Villain tips for Vigilantes are fun. Here's a bit of banter from Mangle and Stardusk Mangle: STARDUSK! Get over here NOW, you pathetic excuse for a bloated, diseased heifer! Stardusk: QUIT YOUR WHINING! I found the Amuleteer and she's an easy - Stardusk: $player? Oh, this just got interesting. Stardusk: And by interesting, I mean 'Awwww crap.' 1 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 On 3/7/2021 at 12:17 PM, Troyusrex said: [NPC] Agent Tavish Bell: I can't afford another demotion. [NPC] Agent Tavish Bell: I... can't go back... to customer service. I mean.... anyone who's worked in Customer Service can feel for the poor guy. I forget exactly which ring of Dante's Inferno was Tech Support or working a Service Desk, but It's GOT to be in there, somewhere. 3 Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Random NPC commenting on Brother Hammond's mission. I don't buy Aeon's 'freak electromagnetic storm' explanation. I'm pretty sure a demon ate my dog. 2 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted April 25, 2021 Share Posted April 25, 2021 Just now, while waiting for the Lusca team to assemble: [NPC] Capo Gunner: It's like I always say, 'if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets'! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja surprise Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Portal corp dudes on shrooms or something... [NPC] Portal Corporation scientist: Peaches! Sourdough! Agate! Marine! [NPC] Portal Corporation scientist: You sing happiness go home? [NPC] Portal Corporation scientist: Zip zop. [NPC] Portal Corporation scientist: Boats on banana paper. [NPC] Portal Corporation scientist: Crustacean fancy pants plaza. [NPC] Portal Corporation scientist: Pink snowflakes write sculpture. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 (edited) Random Hellions in the Hollows. I swear the Hollows has some of the best random conversations. Blood Brother Chopper: Well, i'm just saying, we fight great and stuff. But how can we really make a statement? Blood Brother Chopper (a different one): Flamethrowers. EDIT: Also PPD COP: Standard stuff. Hellions and Skulls beating each other senseless. I could break it up, but why? Edited May 4, 2021 by ZorkNemesis 3 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal_General Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 4/22/2021 at 12:09 AM, MTeague said: I mean.... anyone who's worked in Customer Service can feel for the poor guy. I forget exactly which ring of Dante's Inferno was Tech Support or working a Service Desk, but It's GOT to be in there, somewhere. Even Dante couldn't conceive that level of hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hew Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! wait, in game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 (edited) Skulls...Girlfriend? I might have misread this one, but if I did, easy mistake. Skulls Girlfriend: Oh yeah. Can you believe it? She dumped in for a Legacy Chain guy. Edited May 5, 2021 by ZorkNemesis 1 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomguide2005 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 22 hours ago, Hew said: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! wait, in game? Well if there isn't an ingame nod to The Princess Bride ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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