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During the "Get the Ultrascope" radio mission:

 

[NPC] Archon Foss:  This really puts a damper on my evil buzz.

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@PLVRIZR/@PLVRIZR2  50s:

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Can we post things that are player quotes and not NPC quotes? I've got a few: 


Going Rogue launch night back on live, while standing in a remarkably crowded tutorial zone:-
 

Z. Fox: Holy Tutorial Zone 2!
Acyl: Our tutorial who art on server, instanced be thy name.
Acyl: Thy XP come, thy kills be done, on server as it was in beta.
Acyl: Give us this launch, our daily play, forgive us our faceplants as we forgive those who PvP against us.
Acyl: Bring us not to deletion, but deliver us from altitis.
Acyl: For thine is the expansion, the players and the community, now and forever. Amen.
Z. Fox: I don't know whether to appreciate the skill... or decry the desecration... (tilts hands back and forth*
Acyl: *smirks*

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Speaking of "making sense out of context", I will leave the identity of the speaker un-revealed on this one, so as to protect the guilty... 😅

 

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"I found a prison shiv... and the Kama Sutra! This is gonna be a good day!"

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On some random Rikti Mothership Raid right as we enter the bowl...
 

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[Request] Solar Emissions: OK Tanks brutes let's load them up
[League] Uber Elf: so we didn't rim long enough before entering, is that it?
[League] Aqua Lord: 🤣
[League] Cyberman 8: Hey, leave your private life out of it and just do the darn raid. 😆
[League] Aqua Lord: oh I cant even right now

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(This made me laugh far more than it should have. I swear - it was the TIMING - the last two posts went up almost simultaneously! Obviously me and Lago were referencing two VERY different movies!  )
 

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Hyper:  who wants to live forever?
Lago: ...when love slowly dies...
Dynamo Joe:  VULTAN: "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!"

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4 hours ago, Dynamo-Joe said:

 VULTAN: "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!"

 

Goddess keep the treasure that is Brian Blessed.  

 

And yes, he was ALSO the voice of Boss Nass (Phantom Menace).  Therefore... "MEEEEEEEEE.... like-a dis!!! BRBRBLLLE!"

 

AE ARC's (So Far!)

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15252 Child of the Tsoo - [SFMA] Ninjas, sorcerers, and human trafficking (Origin Story - Stick Figure/Storm Lotus)

50769 Hunt of the Eclipse - [SFMA] Finding something that was lost to Arachnos for nearly 20 years (Origin Story - Daisy Chain)

53149 Spells as a Service - [SFMA] When a young hacker makes a connection between magic and mathematics and encodes it into a computer program, chaos breaks loose!

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Inertia: Saw a mem with the Goblin King on it that read something like Jareth.. the only person that can way more make up the a 5th avenue hooker and is still drop dead sexy.
Inertia: meme*
Inertia: wear*
Inertia: typos are my one true bane
atlantea: I spay for those at least once a week.
atlantea: *spray
Mystel: hahahah best typo ever.
Inertia: missed a week I see
atlantea: *SMASHES KEYBOARD*

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... well Jareth was played by David Bowie, so was there any question? 🙂

AE ARC's (So Far!)

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15252 Child of the Tsoo - [SFMA] Ninjas, sorcerers, and human trafficking (Origin Story - Stick Figure/Storm Lotus)

50769 Hunt of the Eclipse - [SFMA] Finding something that was lost to Arachnos for nearly 20 years (Origin Story - Daisy Chain)

53149 Spells as a Service - [SFMA] When a young hacker makes a connection between magic and mathematics and encodes it into a computer program, chaos breaks loose!

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Hey - don't look at me like that! I just REPORT these things!  😅
 

 

Yo, Paragon, let's kick it!
Ice Ice Tanker
Ice Ice Tanker

Alright Stop.
Pay attention to this tank
Ice is back with a brand new enhancement
cold snap grabs ahold of you tightly
then I spike like a rosebush daily and nightly

Will it ever stop?
Yo, hell no.
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like the Council
Light up a stage and wax a boss like a candle

Taunt
Bum rush the tanker that booms
I'm freezin' your brain like an ice cream doom
Deadly, when I bring a fire/kin with me
Anything less than The Legendary is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better drop exp
You better hit the tanker
The kid don't play
If there's a mob there
Yo, I'll solve it.
Check out the level while my blaster revolves it.

Ice Ice Tanker (x3)

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Myrdinn: ...eh, I'm trying to come up with something for "Nemesis Spot" and "Nemesis Plot", but coming up empty.
Myrdinn: ...Nemesis Dot?
Oroborous: Well of course he cooks his Nemesis Brots in his Nemesis Pots
Myrdinn: Nemesis Knot. Something Alexander dealt with
atlantea: Walk to the Dot is a Nemesis Plot! (And it even rhymes!  )
Myrdinn: Nice!
Shinobu: Did we do Nemesis Frat yet?
Solar Emissions  Well if Nemesis made beer would he have a Nemesis Vat?
Starrphyre: Nemesis Hops?
atlantea: Well if he was doing "The Robot" on top of the Nemesis Hops, then he'd be dropping the beat on the pot of hops as a bot.
Myrdinn: .... right on that dot.
atlantea: Ka-CHING!

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The tug-of-war between the various thugs and the civilians over their purses doesn't always result in an eternal standoff. I found a Skulls thug rummaging through a purse in Kings Row:

 

[NPC] Gravedigger Slicer: What is all this junk? Guess I'll have to try again.

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Seen in Faultline:

 

 [NPC] SWAT Sergeant: I'm not kidding you. Like, FIVE gigantic Lost crammed into a mini. Most hysterical thing I've ever seen.

 

Obviously, secret preparations for a Clowns MM powerset...   😉

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Way back on live, in the Going Rogue Beta, my SG teammate and I are running to a mission and we pass a whole group of of about 15 clockwork in nice neat rows, sort of parade-rest formation (like the N5 Series from I-Robot). And my partner executed one of the most epic typos...

...in the world.
 

[Team] Rebecca Heisman: Big Spawn of Cocks can be creepy no?
[Team] Sassinak: O_o
[Team] Sassinak: Yeeees....
[Team] Rebecca Heisman: CLOCKS!
[Team] Rebecca Heisman: *REDFACED TYPO OF DOOM*
[Team] Sassinak: ((*Whooping in laughter*))


Yeah you gotta watch out for any size flock of roosters, they can be terribly vicious! 🤣

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4 hours ago, srmalloy said:

Seen in Faultline:

 

 [NPC] SWAT Sergeant: I'm not kidding you. Like, FIVE gigantic Lost crammed into a mini. Most hysterical thing I've ever seen.

 

Obviously, secret preparations for a Clowns MM powerset...   😉



Oh - speaking of clownage... 

Back on Live I was touring a friend's base that was completely Carnie themed. It was quite elaborate in places. Had a full carousel! I hope they make it to Homecoming and recreate something similar. 
Anyway - my rebel brain connected a couple of things and I typed up a bit of commentary while the base builder was there: 

Cyberman 8: You know what's really kinky? The four poster bed - and the circus organ music.
Cyberman 8: I mean... Joker and Harley....
Cyberman 8: GAAAAHH... MUST. WASH. BRAIN.
Obsidian Light: LOL!!

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Overheard in General Chat on Everlasting one late evening: 
 

"Take me out."
"On a date or with a sniper?"
"Surprise me."


Commentary on the above:
"Yes, my kink is to be killed by bad casting choices in Canadian based post apocalyptic movies. So hot."
 
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And proof that the gangs really are lowlifes:

 

[NPC] Death Head Buckshot: ...and so I told her, 'if you wanna be in The Skulls, you know what you gotta do'...
[NPC] Gravedigger Assailant: Oh man, don't tell me she did what I think she did?
[NPC] Death Head Buckshot: Yep.
[NPC] Gravedigger Assailant: You're such a pig.
[NPC] Death Head Buckshot: Oink, oink, baby!

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