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Assume he is talking about the DE. 

 

Too funny. 

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There was a discussion between some Council mooks (I believe).

 

It involved Strawberry Ice cream... It was pretty funny but I don't remember how it went, as its been so long.

 

Someone help me out!

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4 hours ago, Primantis said:

There was a discussion between some Council mooks (I believe).

 

It involved Strawberry Ice cream... It was pretty funny but I don't remember how it went, as its been so long.

 

Someone help me out!

Not sure it's what you are talking about but VileTerror's first post on page 1 quotes some Council guys talking about strawberry flavored super soldier serum.

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In one of Harvey Maylor's missions, you can hear one Carnie call another "Captain Obvious". Then when you approach them:

 

"That's not Captain Obvious! That's <playername>!"

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1 hour ago, RikOz said:

In one of Harvey Maylor's missions, you can hear one Carnie call another "Captain Obvious". Then when you approach them:

 

"That's not Captain Obvious! That's <playername>!"

I like that there are out-of-game meme refrences littered throughout the game.

 

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18 hours ago, Doomguide2005 said:

Not sure it's what you are talking about but VileTerror's first post on page 1 quotes some Council guys talking about strawberry flavored super soldier serum.

Yes that's it thank you! Cant believe I missed that xD

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Dean is a gold-mine of good quotes, or even better, stage directions.

 

"You and Dean share an intense high-five together."

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On 4/26/2020 at 1:04 PM, RikOz said:

In one of Harvey Maylor's missions, you can hear one Carnie call another "Captain Obvious". Then when you approach them:

 

"That's not Captain Obvious! That's <playername>!"

See THIS is why I tried to get Captain Obvious and Captain Oblivious for names. 

Sadly, both were long gone.

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There's one that I recall seeing only once back when CoV first came out.

Something an Arachnos soldier was saying about being in the middle of an interrogation and here you come blundering in like a herd of elephants.

 

Also, I thought it was really humorous when I Force Bolted a level 5 Hellion across the state with my level 50 controller and he said "Catch you later" to his buddy.

 

Or, the CoT Soul Mage that said "Not again" when Force bolted off the roof of a building.

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Overheard a Hellion as he was involved in breaking into a building:

 

"This better be worth it. Last time we broke in, all we found was Synapse dolls."

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In a newspaper mission to kidnap someone:

 

Penumbra Archon: "I'll make this pigeon talk. Fetch me a comfortable chair. Trust me."

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In a Tip Mission:

[NPC} Crey Captive?:  <ErRoR: CaNnOt FiNd PLATITUDESTRING6.TXT, AcCeSsInG NeXt StRiNg> Happy birthday, Sir Slasher!

 

(Note: Sir Slasher is the character who completed this Tip Mission.)

 

By the way, am I the only one convinced that the Devs had a little TOO much fun making this game? (At least the ones responsible for writing mission dialog?)

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Field Agent: Countess said that Flaminatrix was hot on the paper-trail to the Protectors.

Vigilant: I know. I half expect Flaminatrix to pop their face in here any second.

 

(I show up)

 

Field Agent: Oh man, I HATE it when you're right!

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Another one that's not so much "funny" but just gets me every time. During the 3rd mission of the Imperious Task Force:


General Atilius: The rumors are true. Imperious can no longer fight his own battles.

General Atilius: He has called in help from another land.

Yes, you have a good point there, mister Cimeroran who has allied himself with time-traveling neo-nazis and their gang of intergalactic space aliens. 😂

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Animus Arcana...

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 . . . that reminds me of an Oglaf comic.

NOTE!  This comic is usually Not Safe For Work due to sexual content.  This particular page is okay, though.

Some (mostly) PG Oglaf... - Album on Imgur

Some (mostly) PG Oglaf... - Album on Imgur

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The rest of the Animus quotes because they made me laugh 😂

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2 minutes ago, ArchVileTerror said:

The funniest bit is that you named your NPC Dialogue Tab "Quiet Time."

Its for when I do solo story arcs and don't want to see constant blabbing from any global channels! 😄 Otherwise I end up on the Help channel a lot getting caught up in people's problems...

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/altinvite Jimmy

Jimmy is not on your account, cheater!

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[NPC] Freak Buckshot: Don't run. You'll only die tired.

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Found this bit of humor in Mr. G's mission "Cause Mayhem in Brickstown."

 

PPD Psi-officer: I accidentally attacked Marauder. 

PPD Hardsuit: You what?!

PPD Psi-officer: I thought it was another invasion! 


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Does OubliRed stalk those construction workers or something?

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