EmmySky Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Save the Office tip mission: Defeat Flambeaux, Defeat Blast Furnace I find myself fighting freaks. Even they are less than enamored with Ms. Flambeaux and her wacky ways! [NPC] Stunner Freak: Man, I dunno about you...but I think this Flambeaux chick is...I dunno...crazy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostbiter Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Flambeaux has some good ones. She just wants to be loved. Why won't we love her? Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patti Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Because her Bad fashion sense. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicko Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 I don't know if this is funny but I was in Cim when an NPC commented about Terra Volta getting attacked again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpousVileTerror Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Or having Primal Paragonians commenting on Praetorian events, or Etoileans congratulating my villain on doing something really heroic. But another one of my all-time favourites? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RikOz Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) Mad Freak Slammer: Okay, here's how it goes. I give my dastardly plot ideas and you all go, 'oooo' and 'ahhhh'. Capo Gunner: It's like I always say, 'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets'! Edited June 25, 2020 by RikOz 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 The Imperious Task Force honestly has a lot of good lines. During the "Retake the City" mission: Raserei Ubermenschen Rocket: Do you really think this is going to work? Raserei Ubermenschen Fire: I always think it's going to work. That is what makes me such a loyal subject! 1 3 Global Handle: @GibsCouncil of the Rose Looking for a better story for villain epic archetypes? Is the standard one in-game too boring, badly written, and lazy for you? Check out my replacement arcs in the ongoing Architect Entertainment series: Soldiers of Arachnos! Click the link for more info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 [NPC] Outcast Initiate: Whatever happened to simple mugging. You know? Where's the finesse gone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmySky Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Doing a lot of carnie missions tonight. These are over several different missions: [NPC] Dark Ring Mistress: We're in the middle of something important here! [NPC] Master Illusionist: Let she who was lost be recovered. [NPC] Master Illusionist: You made me forget my next line! [NPC] Iron Strongman: Keep a close eye out. Heroes could be coming. [NPC] Harlequin Juggler: I ain't afraid of no heroes! [NPC] Harlequin Juggler: Vanessa says not to kill too many. [NPC] Attendant: Check. How many is too many? and perhaps the most creepy: [NPC] Iron Strongman: Are you my new playmate? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZekeStenzland Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 (edited) I had ported into Croatoa and was superjumping to the university for some crafting when I saw (to the best of my recollection) this: [NPC] Campus Security: Don’t think I won’t ticket you for super jumping over a building. Just try me! I busted a gut when I saw that! I should have screen capped it when I got the chance, but I didn’t think about it at the time and I haven’t seen it again since. Edited July 10, 2020 by ZekeStenzland Spelling 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranebump Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Just now ran across this in the final mish of Johnny Sonata arc. Wailer: Youuuuuu Suuuuuuuck! hehehehe 2 1 Looking for SFMA content over multiple arcs? Search for the following under "cranebump." LONG FORM: Ordinary People [3 parts] Investigation of a series of thefts leads you deep into a vengeful plot that threatens all of Paragon City. Will you and Kings Row's "ordinary" heroes be able to stop it? Leviathan [5 parts] The assassination of a local politician with national aspirations sets off a media frenzy among everyone's favorite reactionary network, NewsAnon. Among their targets? You. Mobius [5 Parts]: Visions of past, present, and possibility collide, as you and the Autumn Wards unravel the mystery of the 7-year time gap. The Cage Series [3 parts]: The Iron Widow is back! Or...is she? Your vigilante philosophy is put to the test in this tale of shifting loyalties and outright deceit. The Bleed [3 parts]: Your investigation of arcane fissures in IP leads you to uncover a 100-year old secret shrouded in magic, blood, and betrayal. LF feedback: Noble Mettle [2 parts]: A Sky Raider raid on the Paragon Commodities Commission turns from simple kidnapping to a complicated scheme involving mercenaries, "Communists," economics, and chemistry. One Shots: Of Guns and Asa Ronan; The Tenuous State of Grace; Garden of the Will; Gravity; The Book of Bond's; The Lost Girls; Injustice Systems; Wednesday’s Wyverns; Of ‘Dine and Men; Dark Legacy; Shadow and Silver, The Re-education of Westin Phipps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted July 10, 2020 Author Share Posted July 10, 2020 These are great! "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xanatos Posted July 10, 2020 Share Posted July 10, 2020 Anytime an NPC watches me murder all his friends, and then says, amidst a pile of bodies: "Looks like trouble". City of Heroes Class of 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 [NPC] SWAT Officer: It's too bad I can't arrest you for stupidity. [NPC] Scrounger Brawler: Maybe I ran the red and maybe I didn't. I wouldn't be the first. I'm going to have to side with SWAT Officer on this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomo Kimyata Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 2/17/2020 at 3:35 AM, Ignatz the Insane said: "I assure you my good man, Nemesis is definitely 'down with the street'. Word up my homie, as it were". Lt. Ferguson All the dialogue in that mission is gold. 1 Who run Bartertown? See this link for my giveaway! FREEMoney! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Fusionette, in RWZ misisons. HEY! EYES UP HERE, PAL! (though really, given her costume, one has to wonder a bit at just what she was expecting.....) Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpousVileTerror Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 Honestly? All I ever see are those damned pigtails! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomBelcher Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 On 7/17/2020 at 6:11 PM, MTeague said: Fusionette, in RWZ misisons. HEY! EYES UP HERE, PAL! (though really, given her costume, one has to wonder a bit at just what she was expecting.....) 17 hours ago, ImpousVileTerror said: Honestly? All I ever see are those damned pigtails! Doesn't she say that to Arbiter Sands of all people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostbiter Posted July 19, 2020 Share Posted July 19, 2020 Just run across this gem in Eagle Eye's Personal Mission when I got turned around and went the wrong way: Eagle Eye: Deadlock wandered around for a bit, maybe he was disoriented or checking for other exits... Deadlock: Where's the crapper in this joint anyway? 1 Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted July 20, 2020 Share Posted July 20, 2020 After saving a hostage during one of Angus McQueen's missions: Who tha hero? You tha hero, Hero! You tha hero! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmySky Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Maria Jenkins defeat Nightstar and stolen scanner: [NPC] Elite Resistance Fighter: Okay, I got it to make the beep-boo-beep but I ain't got a squiggle-McGee on what the gizmo does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 I could honestly post the entirety of The Radio's dialogue here, because I love every last bit of it, but I'll just settle for this little snippet that I enjoy. "... we've been seeing loyal listeners sent back to the Big Zig in Paragon through the efforts of a mysterious group of vigilantes who call themselves Wyvern. Now, you're probably thinking: 'But Radio Free Opportunity, this doesn't matter to me because I'm not a loser.'" 2 2 Global Handle: @GibsCouncil of the Rose Looking for a better story for villain epic archetypes? Is the standard one in-game too boring, badly written, and lazy for you? Check out my replacement arcs in the ongoing Architect Entertainment series: Soldiers of Arachnos! Click the link for more info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toon Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 This happened in game, but it wasn't said by an NPC... I was on my Grav/Time controller doing a few +4/x8 level 50 missions with a couple of friends. One of them commented that I was tossing the entire second hand store at the bad guys. To which I replied, "No sense in tossing the good stuff at them" 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Been running a new villain, encountering some old redside dialogue I forgot about. During the "Recover Amanda Vines" mission from Marshal Brass: [NPC] Amanda Vines: I don't suppose any of you, uh, 'guys' would want to do an interview? [NPC] Shivan: Blurble [NPC] Amanda Vines: If you get me out of here, Femme Flare, I promise not to do an expose on you for a year! 1 Global Handle: @GibsCouncil of the Rose Looking for a better story for villain epic archetypes? Is the standard one in-game too boring, badly written, and lazy for you? Check out my replacement arcs in the ongoing Architect Entertainment series: Soldiers of Arachnos! Click the link for more info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Just now: [NPC] Gravedigger Slammer: Why you heroes dress so crazy? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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