ZorkNemesis Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 Black Scorpion's mission to check out an Arachnos base that went quiet. You get some great dialogue from some totally normal Arachnos agents. "How's the evil going? My dark soul is a morass of vileness, thanks." "Blindly following orders is why we wear these helmets." "I love my nice black uniform." "Arachnos flyers are shiny and neat." "Bullying those weaker than me improves my sense of self-worth." 2 7 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunkiLord Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Created a Blaster and named her Blapzilla, within the first week of creation I saw this in the chat during a mission. Blappzilla is on the rampage should be my battle cry, it's just perfect. 6 1 1 The Trevor Project Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 (edited) During Operative Wellman's mission "Destroy Statues in Steel Canyon" there's a random Tsoo boss hanging around the map berating his lackeys. [NPC] Dragon Fly: You fools! What do you mean you could not get protection money from Icon? Edited July 26, 2020 by GastlyGibus 2 4 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexquisite Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Overheard one of the Lost saying this while I was flying through Faultline. [NPC] Headman Blaster: "It's a donut shop. With one bomb we could blow away half the city's police force." 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saeletra Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 I always love stumbling upon these when entering missions. This one was redside, working for Operative Kirkland. 5 Midnight Thorn, Overlord of Ivory Tower. (Everlasting) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChzBoi Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 RedSide....accidentally clicked on an NPC walking by: [NPC]"There are two kinds of villains in the Isles. The successful kind. And you." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 [Doc Buzzsaw] "Oh, what has science wrought? I sought only to turn a man into a metal-encased juggernaut of destruction powered by the unknown properties of a mysterious living crystal. How could this have all gone wrong?" Never change, Doc. Never change. 3 1 Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexquisite Posted July 27, 2020 Share Posted July 27, 2020 Not a quote, but... I was just jumping through St. Martial, and spotted a billboard I swear I've never seen before. 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troyusrex Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Arbiter Sands. Ms Liberty Task Force. "I go to Grandville for some decent coffee and this is what happens?" Classic! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troyusrex Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Had this one today. Almost spit up my drink! 2 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 That's great! Where did you run across that? Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troyusrex Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 1 hour ago, DoctorDitko said: That's great! Where did you run across that? An early Dr. Graves mission red side. Maybe level 5ish.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovanni Valia Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 4 hours ago, Troyusrex said: Had this one today. Almost spit up my drink! Heh, Proof that Red-side missions really do have better writing! 2 1 Excelsior Server: Giovanni Valia, Operative Velez, Fortunata Valeri, LongFang Mercer SG: Shades of Arachnos; 315-6811 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ukase Posted July 28, 2020 Share Posted July 28, 2020 Overheard on my way through the hollows: [NPC] Fallen Gunner: No, I didn't call you stupid. I said your comment was an oxymoron. It's a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are put together. Am I the only one who reads the books we swipe around here? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostbiter Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 After tescuing a Portal Corp scientist from a Devouring Earth dimension: Scientist: Bunnies. From now on all my research is going to be cute fluffy bunnies. 1 1 Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpousVileTerror Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 Following up with @Frostbiter's scientist friend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostbiter Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 8 hours ago, ImpousVileTerror said: Following up with @Frostbiter's scientist friend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog Well yeah. This is still Paragon City. Any experiment has a 30% chance of turning out deadly. That quotes actually from the To Save A Thousand Worlds arc. If you notice when running the arc, you rescue 10 scientists split into two entities by portals gone wrong and only end up rejoining 6 of them. Torchbearer Discount Heroes SG: Frostbiter - Ice/Ice Blaster Throneblade - Broadsword/Dark Armor Brute Silver Mantra - Martial Arts/Electric Armor Scrapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Random student in the University in Cap: "I thought college would be fun. But they make you do work. I feel so cheated." Highly relatable. 2 1 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 During the mission "Steal data and decryption key" from Golden Roller. Chief Cryo Scientist: "Hah! Without this decryption key the research data is useless! ..... I think I said too much..." 2 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Mass Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 5 hours ago, GastlyGibus said: During the mission "Steal data and decryption key" from Golden Roller. Chief Cryo Scientist: "Hah! Without this decryption key the research data is useless! ..... I think I said too much..." I just ran that mission on my villain & I can assure that he said too much... 😉 1 Keep Redside - & Goldside - Alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomBelcher Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Love that reply. 4 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomBelcher Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 And just now when I was on my Sky Raider character: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted August 4, 2020 Author Share Posted August 4, 2020 [NPC] Emmy: You are truly one of a kind. 1 "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmySky Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Troo said: [NPC] Emmy: You are truly one of a kind. Omgosh if I am an NPC now we are all in trouble 😝 Edit: but in trooth you are indeed one of a kind Edited August 4, 2020 by EmmySky 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 While doing a Hero's Hero arc from Maria Jenkins, I came across these two quotes: Elite Resistance Fighter: Hey! Finders keepers, scamper! Now you're getting two pounds of slambang for sneakin'! Elite Resistance Fighter: That's right. TWO pounds. Went from zero to - boooom! - TWO! Elite Resistance Fighter: My heebie-jeebies have totally hit eleven... Why are we here again, slammer? Elite Resistance Fighter: Don't be a squeakbeast, chomper! Remember... Be the lion, not the squeakbeast! Elite Resistance Fighter: Will ya lookit that! We got scamper sightin' at double-o seventy o'clock! Elite Resistance Fighter: Be the lion... Be the lion... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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