ZorkNemesis Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 I hardly ever read the Arbiter's dialogue when training, but this one had me chuckle. "Arachnos will provide training for the new villains. To serve us, or to make your eventual defeat a useful training exercise. Your choice." 1 3 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeneki Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 [NPC] Mad Freak Gunner: We'll get it, right, and then we'll have, like, endless power! [NPC] Mad Freak Slammer: Yeah! Endless power to do... To do... Hey? What are we gonna do with this thing? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onemantankwall Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 (edited) St Martial Arc taking out some carnies for a corrupts politician's photos after partying with the carnies. [NPC] Bronze Strongman: So I just told him I was too pretty for him, and gave him a discount card for Facemaker's. [NPC] Iron Strongman: That's just a problem you have to deal with when you're one of the beautiful people. Edited August 6, 2020 by Onemantankwall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lines Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 8 hours ago, Onemantankwall said: St Martial Arc taking out some carnies for a corrupts politician's photos after partying with the carnies. [NPC] Bronze Strongman: So I just told him I was too pretty for him, and gave him a discount card for Facemaker's. [NPC] Iron Strongman: That's just a problem you have to deal with when you're one of the beautiful people. I imagine this was meant to be said by some of the carnie ladies, but this is such a wholesome bromance. ❤️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onemantankwall Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 10 hours ago, Lines said: I imagine this was meant to be said by some of the carnie ladies, but this is such a wholesome bromance. ❤️ it was repeated between a attendant (female) and 1 of the strongman but it wasnt half as funny as the 2 bucket heads talking about being beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toon Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I just saw a Hellion in Atlas say, "I was just getting age spots!" when I defeated him with my level 25 blaster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Wolf Spider Assault: Didn't we just do this? I could have sworn not ten minutes ago I beat up a hero that looked JUST like you. The funny thing is that while I do have a mission in the Keith Nance Story arc, I wasn't working on it at the time, but this totally does sound like a quote someone would say during that arc. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onemantankwall Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Was in atlas on the way to the tram yesterday passed a pair of hellions sitting on the ledge the Fallen Gunner says to me "Im going to steal your purse later!" As i passed them And i didnt even argo him!! so of course i turnt around and gave both of them a good slap with my daggers. Hmmph! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onemantankwall Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 (edited) Doesn't look like anyone got this yet, this was at the donut shop in faultline NPC] PPD Undercover Cop: Five more minutes, then we'll head out on patrol. [NPC] Scrounger Chopper: How many cops do you think are in there? One good spray of gunfire and we take out half the force in this city. passing through KR [NPC] Gravedigger Striker: I have a drinking problem. Problem is I can't get a drink around here. Edited August 8, 2020 by Onemantankwall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Mass Posted August 9, 2020 Share Posted August 9, 2020 From a Freak bomb-setting boss: [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: The Black wire goes to the: [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: ground lead, [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: The Red wire goes to the [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Plastique, [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Now hear that word of C-4! [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs gonna, [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Blow things up! [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: Them bombs, them bombs gonna, [NPC] Bob Fuse-y: I really love my work. 1 3 Keep Redside - & Goldside - Alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 From a Council radio mission: NPC] Archon Belaggi: ...and he says 'Aren't you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?' Then I threw him out the window! Hah! I love that one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 As I'm running through Redside as usual, Kelly Uqua sends me to go deal with a bunch of Freakshow who have gotten their hands on some Rikti weapons. There's two amusing bits of dialogue in there. First is some random chatter from freakshow. Rikti Freak Gunner 1: "Man, this new tech feels weird." Rikti Freak Gunner 2: "New Tech: t3h ph@t L3wt!" Rikti Freak Gunner 1: "Dude, don't do that." And then at the end, you meet a familiar face who I'm pretty sure has been mentioned in this very thread! t3h R1k70-Fr34k: "0nc3 m0r3 1 r3tRuN, Cr34t3d 4n3w 4s: t3h R1K70-Fr34K!!1!LOLOMGWTFBBQ!" "1t's n0t1hng Pw3rs0nn4l, but I c4n'7 w4yT t0 t3s7 0u7 t3h p0w4r 0f m n3w b0di!" (Translation: "Once more I return, created anew as: the Rikti-Freak!! It's nothing personal, but I can't wait to test out the power of my new body!") 5 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Citizen: I may spend some time in Architect Entertainment, but truly, why would I want to hide away in some simulated life when I live this wonderful perfect one out here? Not particularly funny, but interesting. I just encountered this when doing the Praetorian tutorial. (Interesting because AE doesn't exist in Praetoria.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pengy Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Last words of a Skul I killed as he was sizing up some Vahzilok in KR: [NPC] Death Head Buckshot: Hey, they wear skulls too. Let's kill them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouchybeast Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 5 hours ago, CursedSorcerer said: Citizen: I may spend some time in Architect Entertainment, but truly, why would I want to hide away in some simulated life when I live this wonderful perfect one out here? Not particularly funny, but interesting. I just encountered this when doing the Praetorian tutorial. (Interesting because AE doesn't exist in Praetoria.) Someone's clearly been sneaking through the Studio 55 portal! 1 Reunion player, ex-Defiant. AE SFMA: Zombie Ninja Pirates! (#18051) Regeneratio delenda est! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Healix Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 [NPC] Faultline: So I said, 'Ninjas and lawyers? Then it's a Tsoo Sue Studio!' [NPC] Faultline: Get it? Sue like litigation versus Tsoo the gang? No? Oh nevermind, no one appreciates an artiste [NPC] Marcone Gunner: Stop wetting your pants and shoot 'em! 2 3 Forever grateful to be back in my city! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 On 8/12/2020 at 2:33 PM, Grouchybeast said: Someone's clearly been sneaking through the Studio 55 portal! Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ura Hero Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 NPC: You're a hero! I got so tired of hearing this during the first month I played... Now you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srmalloy Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 (edited) In Faultline: [NPC] Construction Worker: I'm hiding from my wife. Why are you up here? In Brickstown: [NPC] Mad Freak Chopper: Chillin' like the villain I am! Edited August 15, 2020 by srmalloy 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 Found another one. Not exactly funny, but pretty badass: [NPC] Prisoner: Heard Sir Slasher's been putting the hurt on our fellow escapees. If we don't hook up with an arch soon we could be next. [NPC] Prisoner: Is that... Sir Slasher? You won't take me alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troo Posted August 16, 2020 Author Share Posted August 16, 2020 After getting triple nuked; [NPC] Chief Soldier: I felt that "Homecoming is not perfect but it is still better than the alternative.. at least so far" - Unknown (Wise words Unknown!) Si vis pacem, para bellum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ura Hero Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 NPC: I already told you, when you are me you can use the walky talky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GastlyGibus Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 From random Goldbrickers in Cap. [NPC] Bombardier: The next person to say "I can see my house from here" loses jetpack privileges. 5 Global Handle: @Gibs A guy with unpopular opinions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZorkNemesis Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 The souviener from Brother Hammond's story arc includes this excellent footnote courtesy of Dr. Aeon. P.P.S. I hope that a dimensional rift spontaneously appears within your innards and you explode in a shower of gore and Rikti Monkeys. 1 4 Currently playing on Indomitable as @Zork Nemesis; was a Protector native on live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted August 20, 2020 Share Posted August 20, 2020 Hit another one today, from Mr. G on redside: "Splice is technological mastermind and has the moral compass of a brick, just like a brick." Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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