DoctorDitko Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 OK, there are a few threads that make me think I might not be the most ancient of days player on the Homecoming server. Are you older than me? I just turned 58, which should mean I know better, but (to my surprise) that's not thing that actually happens. You don't get wiser, you just remember all the mistakes you made when you were younger. Then you pretend you are wiser to the youngsters. Oops. Should have used the spoiler tag, but I can't figure out how to use it! OK. so the oldest player wins 20 million inf from Yomo er, 1 million inf from me, and a promise to team up with you any time you want, as long as it's not too far past my bedtime. 11 2 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted September 5, 2020 Author Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) Off topic, on live I once teamed up with a player who did very well on our team. He was very quiet, though (and I'm a notorious banterer*) and after a few missions, he confessed he was 8 years old. I really hope he's here, somewhere! *Also, why can't banterers have a special tag? Roleplayers get one! Edited September 5, 2020 by DoctorDitko 2 1 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yomo Kimyata Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) OF COURSE you get 20mm, no, 1mm for every year of your age, from me! I won't win this, since I'm not as old as Ditko, the old git. EDIT: I changed my mind. You get 20mm for every year of your age. No ties; there can be only one! RE-EDIT: Adding a prize for the youngest player as well! 20mm*(50-age) for the youngest player. Edited September 5, 2020 by Yomo Kimyata 2 1 Who run Bartertown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfshadow31 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I’m 46. Not the oldest. But some days I feel like 100. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cranebump Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I’ll be 58 in December. Looking for SFMA content over multiple arcs? Search for the following under "cranebump." LONG FORM: Ordinary People [3 parts] Investigation of a series of thefts leads you deep into a vengeful plot that threatens all of Paragon City. Will you and Kings Row's "ordinary" heroes be able to stop it? Leviathan [5 parts] The assassination of a local politician with national aspirations sets off a media frenzy among everyone's favorite reactionary network, NewsAnon. Among their targets? You. Mobius [5 Parts]: Visions of past, present, and possibility collide, as you and the Autumn Wards unravel the mystery of the 7-year time gap. Fallout (3 Parts) When your initial investigation into a theft at a local S&L reveals a connection to its stolen tech, the drawn-down Autumn Wards bring you in to investigate. The Cage Series [3 parts]: The Iron Widow is back! Or...is she? Your vigilante philosophy is put to the test in this tale of shifting loyalties and outright deceit. The Bleed [3 parts]: Your investigation of arcane fissures in IP leads you to uncover a 100-year old secret shrouded in magic, blood, and betrayal. Noble Mettle [2 parts]: A Sky Raider raid on the Paragon Commodities Commission turns from simple kidnapping to a complicated scheme involving mercenaries, "Communists," economics, and chemistry.. One Shots: Of Guns and Asa Ronan; The Tenuous State of Grace; Garden of the Will; Gravity; The Book of Bond's; The Lost Girls; Injustice Systems; Wednesday’s Wyverns; Of ‘Dine and Men; Dark Legacy; Shadow and Silver, The Re-education of Westin Phipps, Potter's Field; Magnjficence; Squalls and the Comet, Turf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrmidon Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 “I have been alive for four and a half centuries and I cannot die.” Do Highlander references count? 1 2 Playing CoX is it’s own reward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Toon Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Hey, Doc. Don't you know it is impolite to ask a woman, over 35, her age? Of course, I'm horrible at judging ages, so I just don't ask a woman her age at all. Also, since I'm not a woman, it's ok to ask me. So, I'm not the youngest at 49. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironblade Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 hour ago, DoctorDitko said: OK, there are a few threads that make me think I might not be the most ancient of days player on the Homecoming server. Are you older than me? I just turned 58, How long ago is "just"? I hit 58 in June. 😛 Originally on Infinity. I have Ironblade on every shard. - My only AE arc: The Origin of Mark IV (ID 48002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightroarer Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Whew! Guess I'm still a youngster. I'm only 53. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusiphur Malache Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I sometimes feel older, but only clock in at 55. Although, I do tell the women that I'm 60 so I look even better for my age. Does that get me the win just for creativity? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CursedSorcerer Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Well, I'm definitely not the oldest. I turn 31 in November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerDarkstorm Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, CursedSorcerer said: Well, I'm definitely not the oldest. I turn 31 in November. Similar; I turn 31 in January Global: @Valnara1; Discord Handle: @Valnara#0620 I primarily play on Everlasting, but you may occasionally find me on Indom. 🙂 Notable Characters: Apocolyptica - Demons/Storm MM; Lurking Monster - Human-Form WS; Environmentabot - Bots/Nature MM; Miss Fade - Ill/Traps Controller; Sister Apocalypse - Beast/Dark MM; Dr. Elaina Wrath - Plant/Rad Controller (Join the House of Wrath, and spread the word of science!); Ruff Ruff Boom - AR/Devices Blaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heraclea Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I am 61 years old, and I doubt I am the oldest player. 4 QVÆ TAM FERA IMMANISQVE NATVRA TB ~ Amazon Army: AMAZON-963 | TB ~ Crowned Heads: CH-10012 | EX ~ The Holy Office: HOLY-1610 | EV ~ Firemullet Groupies: FM-5401 | IN ~ Sparta: SPARTA-3759 | RE ~ S.P.Q.R. - SPQR-5010 Spread My Legions - #207 | Lawyers of Ghastly Horror - #581 | Jerk Hackers! - #16299 | Ecloga Prima - #25362 | Deth Kick Champions! - #25818 | Heaven and Hell - #26231 | The Legion of Super Skulls - #27660 | Cathedral of Mild Discomfort - #38872 | The Birch Conspiracy! - #39291 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GladDog Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) I'm 62 *added as edit* I doubt I'm the oldest one either... Edited September 5, 2020 by GladDog 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazl Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 55 years young. 1 Dazl - Excelsior Grav/Kinetic Controller (SG - Cosmic Council) | Dazl - Everlasting & Torchbearer Grav/Energy Dominator Shadowspawn - Excelsior Dark/Dark Stalker | Pyro Kinetic -Everlasting Fire/Kinetic Corrupter | Nova Pyre - Everlasting Fire/Fire/Fire Blaster (OMG) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTeague Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) 50 in October Edited September 5, 2020 by MTeague Roster: MTeague's characters: The Good, The Bad, and The Gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemeroff Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 1 1 2 "What are dominators... Much like a spider traps a bug, wraps it up, then starts chewing on it when it's completely unable to escape or defend itself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Myshkin Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 4 hours ago, DoctorDitko said: Oops. Should have used the spoiler tag, but I can't figure out how to use it! Hey, you're in luck, there's a PSA for that! I had to link it, the irony of your comment was too good considering I posted right after you did in that thread. Pylon Test Run Submission Proc Monsters (Controller Edition) Proc Monsters (Defender Edition) Pylon Test Run Results Proc Monsters (Tanker Edition) "Mad King Special" "Ceterum autem censeo Iram esse delendam" Mad King Special - Force Edition (NEW!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fire Chief Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 64 and sooooo much more...did I win 😄 4 2 My DA page —“too soon old, and too late smart.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamingglen Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 Dangnabbit, you're older than me. I was born a poor farm child back in the fall (Oct) of 1957, so almost 63. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lines Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 (edited) 28. Don't worry, I'll look after you all. Edited September 5, 2020 by Lines 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmySky Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I don't know if they visit the forums or what their forum names are but we have a few in their 60s on Indom. I clock in at 46 but this morning my knee is telling me I am 112. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-Six Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I'm almost at 50... wait, were we talking about IQ or age? 3 My Toons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorDitko Posted September 5, 2020 Author Share Posted September 5, 2020 Condolences! I have knee troubles, too. Everyone wants superpowers {usually something splashy like a Blaster or Tank set) but personally, I'd be happy with Hover. 1 3 Disclaimer: Not a medical doctor. Do not take medical advice from Doctor Ditko. Also, not a physicist. Do not take advice on consensus reality from Doctor Ditko. But games? He used to pay his bills with games. (He's recovering well, thanks for asking!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clave Dark 5 Posted September 5, 2020 Share Posted September 5, 2020 I wrought matter from the Planck Era of the universe, blew my breath into the Expansion Era and have surfed the cosmic background radiation since before this galaxy began to coalesce from the minor fluctuations of gravity. Or it feels like then when I get out of bed in the morning. 3 _____________________________ Hi, I'm Clave Dark 5! You may remember me from such characters as King Pumpkin Spice, Stupid Like A Fox, Capt Sam's Space Zoo, The Pink Bamfer, Trash Ghost, Maid Of Metal... as well as a few really stupid AE arcs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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