Oldest player contest!

[DoctorDitko]

OK, there are a few threads that make me think I might not be the most ancient of days player on the Homecoming server.

 

Are you older than me? I just turned 58, which should mean I know better, but (to my surprise) that's not thing that actually happens. You don't get wiser, you just remember all the mistakes you made when you were younger. Then you pretend you are wiser to the youngsters.

 

Oops. Should have used the spoiler tag, but I can't figure out how to use it!

 

OK. so the oldest player wins 20 million inf from Yomo er, 1 million inf from me, and a promise to team up with you any time you want, as long as it's not too far past my bedtime.

[DoctorDitko]

Off topic, on live I once teamed up with a player who did very well on our team.

He was very quiet, though (and I'm a notorious banterer*) and after a few missions, he confessed he was 8 years old.

I really hope he's here, somewhere!

 

*Also, why can't banterers have a special tag? Roleplayers get one!

 

Edited September 5, 2020 by DoctorDitko

[Yomo Kimyata]

OF COURSE you get 20mm, no, 1mm for every year of your age, from me!

 

I won't win this, since I'm not as old as Ditko, the old git.

 

EDIT:  I changed my mind.  You get 20mm for every year of your age.  No ties; there can be only one!

 

RE-EDIT:  Adding a prize for the youngest player as well!  20mm*(50-age) for the youngest player. 

 

 

Edited September 5, 2020 by Yomo Kimyata

[wolfshadow31]

I’m 46. Not the oldest. But some days I feel like 100. Lol 

[cranebump]

I’ll be 58 in December.

[Myrmidon]

“I have been alive for four and a half centuries and I cannot die.”

 

Do Highlander references count?

[Twisted Toon]

Hey, Doc. Don't you know it is impolite to ask a woman, over 35, her age?

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, I'm horrible at judging ages, so I just don't ask a woman her age at all.

 

Also, since I'm not a woman, it's ok to ask me. So, I'm not the youngest at 49.

[Ironblade]

1 hour ago, DoctorDitko said:

OK, there are a few threads that make me think I might not be the most ancient of days player on the Homecoming server.

 

Are you older than me? I just turned 58,

How long ago is "just"?  I hit 58 in June.  😛

[nightroarer]

Whew! Guess I'm still a youngster. I'm only 53.

[Lusiphur Malache]

I sometimes feel older, but only clock in at 55.  Although, I do tell the women that I'm 60 so I look even better for my age.  Does that get me the win just for creativity?

[CursedSorcerer]

Well, I'm definitely not the oldest. I turn 31 in November.

[TygerDarkstorm]

6 minutes ago, CursedSorcerer said:

Well, I'm definitely not the oldest. I turn 31 in November.

Similar; I turn 31 in January

[Heraclea]

I am 61 years old, and I doubt I am the oldest player. 

[GladDog]

I'm 62
 

*added as edit*  I doubt I'm the oldest one either...

Edited September 5, 2020 by GladDog

[Dazl]

55 years young.

[MTeague]

50 in October

Edited September 5, 2020 by MTeague

[Nemeroff]

[Sir Myshkin]

4 hours ago, DoctorDitko said:

Oops. Should have used the spoiler tag, but I can't figure out how to use it!

Hey, you're in luck, there's a PSA for that!

 

I had to link it, the irony of your comment was too good considering I posted right after you did in that thread.

[Fire Chief]

64 and sooooo much more...did I win 😄

[gamingglen]

Dangnabbit, you're older than me.  I was born a poor farm child back in the fall (Oct) of 1957, so almost 63.  

[Lines]

28.

 

Don't worry, I'll look after you all.

Edited September 5, 2020 by Lines

[EmmySky]

I don't know if they visit the forums or what their forum names are but we have a few in their 60s on Indom.

 

I clock in at 46 but this morning my knee is telling me I am 112.

[Six-Six]

I'm almost at 50... wait, were we talking about IQ or age?

[DoctorDitko]

Condolences!

I have knee troubles, too.

Everyone wants superpowers {usually something splashy like a Blaster or Tank set) but personally, I'd be happy with Hover.

 

[Clave Dark 5]

I wrought matter from the Planck Era of the universe, blew my breath into the Expansion Era and have surfed the cosmic background radiation since before this galaxy began to coalesce from the minor fluctuations of gravity.     Or it feels like then when I get out of bed in the morning.