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OK, there are a few threads that make me think I might not be the most ancient of days player on the Homecoming server.

 

Are you older than me? I just turned 58, which should mean I know better, but (to my surprise) that's not thing that actually happens. You don't get wiser, you just remember all the mistakes you made when you were younger. Then you pretend you are wiser to the youngsters.

 

Oops. Should have used the spoiler tag, but I can't figure out how to use it!

 

OK. so the oldest player wins 20 million inf from Yomo er, 1 million inf from me, and a promise to team up with you any time you want, as long as it's not too far past my bedtime.

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Off topic, on live I once teamed up with a player who did very well on our team.

He was very quiet, though (and I'm a notorious banterer*) and after a few missions, he confessed he was 8 years old.

I really hope he's here, somewhere!

 

*Also, why can't banterers have a special tag? Roleplayers get one!

 

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OF COURSE you get 20mm, no, 1mm for every year of your age, from me!

 

I won't win this, since I'm not as old as Ditko, the old git.

 

EDIT:  I changed my mind.  You get 20mm for every year of your age.  No ties; there can be only one!

 

RE-EDIT:  Adding a prize for the youngest player as well!  20mm*(50-age) for the youngest player. 

 

 

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I’ll be 58 in December.


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“I have been alive for four and a half centuries and I cannot die.”

 

Do Highlander references count?

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Hey, Doc. Don't you know it is impolite to ask a woman, over 35, her age?

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, I'm horrible at judging ages, so I just don't ask a woman her age at all.

 

Also, since I'm not a woman, it's ok to ask me. So, I'm not the youngest at 49.

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1 hour ago, DoctorDitko said:

OK, there are a few threads that make me think I might not be the most ancient of days player on the Homecoming server.

 

Are you older than me? I just turned 58,

How long ago is "just"?  I hit 58 in June.  😛


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I sometimes feel older, but only clock in at 55.  Although, I do tell the women that I'm 60 so I look even better for my age.  Does that get me the win just for creativity?

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6 minutes ago, CursedSorcerer said:

Well, I'm definitely not the oldest. I turn 31 in November.

Similar; I turn 31 in January


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I am 61 years old, and I doubt I am the oldest player. 

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I'm 62
 

*added as edit*  I doubt I'm the oldest one either...

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4 hours ago, DoctorDitko said:

Oops. Should have used the spoiler tag, but I can't figure out how to use it!

Hey, you're in luck, there's a PSA for that!

 

I had to link it, the irony of your comment was too good considering I posted right after you did in that thread.

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Dangnabbit, you're older than me.  I was born a poor farm child back in the fall (Oct) of 1957, so almost 63.  

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28.

 

Don't worry, I'll look after you all.

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I don't know if they visit the forums or what their forum names are but we have a few in their 60s on Indom.

 

I clock in at 46 but this morning my knee is telling me I am 112.

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Condolences!

I have knee troubles, too.

Everyone wants superpowers {usually something splashy like a Blaster or Tank set) but personally, I'd be happy with Hover.

 

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