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Sometimes, something magical happens in MSRs. How it began:

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 Arctic Cerulean:  what is everyone's fps in this mess.  i am rocking it at 5-7 fps
 Oklahoman:  Mine is measured in fpm
 Space Wanderer:  9
 Dark Vindicator:  -20
 Dark Vindicator:  my screen  is in dos right now
 Stick McPointy:  seconds per frame here
 Taylor Gunn:  yeah - I am definitely seeing the powerpoint version of this 😛
 Arctic Cerulean:  your framerate is so bad, it takes years to load in doom!
 Oklahoman:  Instead of "Yo Momma" jokes we now have "Yo Framrate" jokes

 

And how it went from there:

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Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, even father time is jealous
 Arctic Cerulean:  your framerate is so bad, you distinctly remember turning flight on an hour ago
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so fat, it exceeds 120 fps
 Lunarblaze:  yo framerate is so slow, pictures change faster
 Oklahoman:  Yo framrate so slow, it qualified for special ed
 Taylor Gunn:  if you hear of any Rikti daeths in 2022 - it is probably the ones that I am shooting at now 🙂
 Lunarblaze:  yo framerate is so bad, you're still looking at your first msr from 2005
 Oklahoman:  Yo framerate so bad, Michael Jackson sang about it
 Taylor Gunn:  I hear George RR martin will complete writing the GOT saga before this ends
 Hot Justice:  your framerate is so bad, you're still at the last pylon
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, it got dimentia
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, that dad jokes are better
 Oklahoman:  Yo framerate so bad, Trump pardoned it
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, putin forgot to murder a rival
 Dark Vindicator:  Your framerate so bad it prays on the blood of the innocents and feasts on the corpse of children
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate so bad, COVID didn't happen
 Sergey Nazarov:  i'll tell you what framerate isn't , UNITY
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, it got caught singing alot to miley cyrus
 Hot Justice:  your framerate is so bad, Trump is still counting votes!
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate is so bad, they had to put a wall around it
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, Trump is still a baby orange cheeto
 Oklahoman:  Yo framerate so slow, an octogenerian with ankle weights just lapped it
 Stick McPointy:  your framerate is so bad, guiliani tried to grope it
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate is so bad, congress is gonna impeach it!
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo frametrate is so bad, the media reported that it was GREAT!
 Dark Vindicator:  your framerate so bad youre framerate bad
 Pull The Plug:  Yo framerate so bad, you cant tell if you on MSR or the longest frekkin BAF side walks ever!
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, HC needs to make a badge called yo framerate so bad
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, you have to neuter it when we are done here.
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, that your uncle was a engineer, good genes, ver good genes, okay, very smart
 Arctic Cerulean:  Y0 [email protected]@t3 s0 bAd
 Pull The Plug:  B4d3r3r Fr4m3r4Te
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo rframerate so bad, you likely got global ignored by it
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, champions online is a GOOD FUN game
 Dr. Blackwater:  dude's pc is 62 frames from the server shutdown, still
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, that CoH was still shutdown
 Lunarblaze:  yo framerate is so bad, you'll never see any of the jokes
 Sergey Nazarov:  framerate soo bad don't know if this is coh or minecraft
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, CoH had microtransactions
 Taylor Gunn:  my framerate is so bad - that when i attempt to use Full auto - my computer comes up with the message:  YOU ARE FK'ING KIDDING ME RIGHT???!!!!
 Arctic Cerulean:  my framerate so bad most of my powers have spinning rims right now
 Dr. Blackwater:  you framerate is so bad, it gives me dial up internet porn ptsd
 Oklahoman:  Yo framerate as bad as 6 slotted Brawl
 Sergey Nazarov:  framerate soo bad people get worse seazures then watchin pokemon
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, you get the error 404
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, you gotta wait more than 5 more minutes!
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, that it became good
 Oklahoman:  You framerate as bad as truck stop sushi
 Aracknight:  Yo framerate so lo, yo MSR will end in 2023
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, that you will get stuck under the shield when we are done with no way out!
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad that Oklahoman got us another round
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, it auto declines teleports
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, it got served divorce papers
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, you got mapserved during the raid
 Ms Zeitgeist:  Your framterate is so bad, you have to use ASCII porn for MSR-Autofiring Fapping.
 Sergey Nazarov:  Framerate Soo Bad This is actually Microsoft Raid
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, the browns wanna hire it as QB
 Oklahoman:  Yo framerate as bad as broadcasting "lf RWZ"
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, the rikti repairs their mothership and flys back home
 Taylor Gunn:  your framerate is so bad - that's what Willis was actuallu talkin 'bout 😛
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, it is gonna get taxed
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, ukon grai is still alive and attacking us!
 Lunarblaze:  your framerate was so bad, the rikti actually showed up to watch--at your computer
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, the timer is climing up not down
 Hot Justice:  your framerate so bad, you won't get the prize for the drop ship kill
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, Mother Mayhem came and said yo momma is
 Hot Justice:  your framerate so bad, you're still in the bowl!
 Lieutenant Red:  yo framerate is so bad, that I'll log out and ty for league and run some itrials
 Arctic Cerulean:  yo framerate so bad, it doubled once you got out of that ship bowl

Thanks for making MSRs fun, guys!

Oklahoman, Sooner Magic, Boy Band, Midlife Crisis?, Bob The Electrician, Treehugging Wacko, Doc In A Box, and several others.

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My framerate is usually about 60 fps...nothing spectacular, but certainly not worth complaining about in MSR. I know most everyone plays on different systems, and every system bottlenecks somewhere...but my guess would be this is a user-side issue. But with that many people having an issue...I dunno. 

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Your framerate's so bad they're gonna change the name of the game to City of Statues.

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Had this late contribution over the weekend:

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Dark Clown: yo framerate is so low it looks like you playing ona viewmaster...

 

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Oklahoman, Sooner Magic, Boy Band, Midlife Crisis?, Bob The Electrician, Treehugging Wacko, Doc In A Box, and several others.

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