Nayland1971 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techwright Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 "2.5% from last week"? I...had no idea assassination had a bull-and-bear market. Though it does give new clarification to terms like "hostile takeover" and "cleaning house". I wonder what an annual shareholders' meeting is like? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayland1971 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 Well it's a volatile, but high-volume market. So let's just say that bodybags are a big (yet non-deductable) expense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrones Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Question, will my GroupOn 20% off code work with these killer rates? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayland1971 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 (edited) Answer: Previous to June 11, we honored GroupOn codes, however, we received a special contract from Black Scorpion to raid their offices and kill everyone inside. So we will only honor codes from before June 11! Edited July 14, 2022 by Nayland1971 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarky Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 7 hours ago, Nayland1971 said: Well it's a volatile, but high-volume market. So let's just say that bodybags are a big (yet non-deductable) expense. I have a tax guy that can help you with that. It is all in what you call them and how you deduct. Also eliminating the peskier auditors helps 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayland1971 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 Oh, that's a relief. I had a tax guy, and he was pretty good, but Dr. Aeon mutated him into a radioactive crustacean and I've been looking for a replacement ever since. He's good at guarding the door, though! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwalker Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 I"m just noticing that you still charge for murder that really was an accident. Does this mean you're still charging them if you accidentally kill the target, or are you charging for collateral damage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayland1971 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Share Posted July 14, 2022 Even if it was an accident, somebody, somewhere benefits. I'm hoping to capitalize on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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