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I was just passing through Manticore's mansion, on a secret mission, when I noticed that he had two identical paintings by Claude Monet in his Lawyer Foyer. Except, one was just a mirror image of the other.

 

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This one...

 

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It's called "Le Parlement, coucher de soleil." Londres. (Parliment, sunset. London). Part of a series of 19 paintings, painted by Monet, of the Parliment building.  There is another, similar, but the two towers in the center are less distinct there.

 

"Mmmmhmmm..." I said! "How gauche!" and clucked my tongue!

 

Imagine my surprise when I mounted the stairs and was confronted by two more!

 

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I mean come on! Who ya foolin, Manti? It may be a mansion, you may be the richest man in Paragon, but you're a sucker for having blatantly fake art in your McMansion. I stopped admiring the art after that... More influence than sense! Proof that money can buy you a lot of things, but it cannot buy you culture. At least you should have hired someone with a bit of good taste! 😄

 

Manticore, my estimation of you has dropped from the level of whale poo at the bottom of the sea to the limbo bar in the lowest circle of hell. I will see this from now on every time I sneak into your mansion, and be reminded that you are a cheapskate as well as a jerkface. 😛

 

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Unless they're originals from various alternate Earths. 

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The real painting is "hidden within plain sight" - He's already a high-profile (and high-risk) target, why not make things that much more interesting for art thieves?

Besides, it's also simply possible he really likes what that particular painting does to the aesthetics, and doesn't care that most (or all) are forged.

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This is a little known story among art historions about a brilliant forger who created a copy based on a photograph taken using a selfie camera with the mirror image turned on.  Truly a masterpiece work made by a complete idiot.

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Well, at least it's not soup cans.  Imagine seeing "Campbell's" written backwards.

 

Considering there are art galleries that specialize in displaying forgeries, I'd say Manticore's eccentricity is not so far out.  Now having them all near each other is rather odd, unless he's deliberately inviting a study in comparison/contrasts.

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Copyright has expired on it.

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..It only takes one Beanbag fan saying that they JRANGER it for the devs to revert it.

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On 7/2/2024 at 9:03 PM, Skyhawke said:

Unless they're originals from various alternate Earths. 

that makes things even worse! looting alternate earths of their priceless art, which renders the one in his reality meaningless because it is like have a replicator. oh and i went back and found that he had a total of 8 of the same. therefore 4 from similar earths, and 4 from evil twin earths, one would presume.

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On 7/4/2024 at 5:02 PM, Forager said:

Dude is just a sucker, period. I can't stand that guy.

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