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[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, PORT OAKES] TRISH TAKANAWA (on-scene, serious, standing near a quarantined Arachnos checkpoint): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, Port Oakes finds itself at the epicenter of a crisis. The bizarre but increasingly dangerous criminal known as The Spamburglar has struck again—this time stealing a highly classified bioweapon codenamed ‘Outbreak.’ Sources confirm the theft occurred during a covert transfer, with Arachnos security already stretched thin. Spamburglar, reportedly under contract to an as-yet-unidentified benefactor, successfully extracted the virus sample despite the intervention of the Cryokinetic vigilante Snow Maiden and several Longbow operatives. [Cut to eyewitness testimony, a local dockworker clutching a cigarette with shaking hands.] ‘It was like a storm hit—ice and meat flying everywhere. Snow Maiden froze whole walls to keep him boxed in, but he just smashed through them. He didn’t even slow down. I swear I saw her fall under a hail of—of canned meat. The Longbow operators didn't know what hit them. It was fists, feet, cans and snow and ice everywhere. He just appeared out of nowhere, beat them down and faded away again. It was wild.’ [Cut back to Trish, voice steady.] “Reports indicate Snow Maiden fought valiantly but was ultimately overwhelmed. Her current condition remains unknown, though medical teams confirm she was taken from the scene unconscious but alive. Arachnos law enforcement has moved quickly to contain fallout. Captain Verax, speaking moments ago, gave this official statement.” [Cut to Captain Verax, face grim beneath his Arachnos insignia.] ‘The theft of a bioweapon is not a novelty crime—it is an act of war against stability. The Spamburglar may mask his actions in absurd theatrics, but he is a mercenary delivering devastation into unknown hands. Arachnos will hunt him down, and when we do, neither he nor his employer will find mercy.’ [Cut back to Trish, the scene behind her cordoned off with red quarantine barriers.] “Tonight, Port Oakes stands on edge. With Outbreak now in the hands of an unknown buyer, and with one of its most stalwart defenders, Snow Maiden, defeated, the question is not whether The Spamburglar is a threat—it is how far his strange brand of villainy is willing to go. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, ROGUE ISLES] TRISH TAKANAWA (on location, voice steady with underlying urgency): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, the underworld of the Rogue Isles is reeling after a brazen incident at a clandestine auction in Port Oakes. The event—organized by the vigilantes Hollow Point and Savage Siren—was intended to traffic stolen Longbow technology to the highest bidder. But the night was shattered when the meta-human known as Rock Hammer stormed the gathering, scattering attendees and absconding with several pieces of advanced weaponry. Witnesses tell PNN that Rock Hammer denounced the organizers and participants alike, shouting, ‘This tech isn’t for the likes of scum like you!’ before tearing through the auction hall. The statement has ignited speculation: was Rock Hammer acting as a rogue hero, a rival villain, or something altogether different?” [Cut to interview: Captain Verax, Arachnos uniform crisp, expression like stone.] TRISH TAKANAWA: “Captain Verax, Arachnos maintains strict interest in Longbow technology. What is your response to Rock Hammer’s actions?” CAPTAIN VERAX: ‘Let me be clear. Arachnos does not condone illegal auctions, nor does it condone unchecked vigilantism. The theft of Longbow tech represents a destabilizing variable in an already fragile ecosystem of power. Whether Rock Hammer styles himself a hero or a warlord is irrelevant. He interfered with established order, and that will have consequences.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “There’s widespread speculation about his motives. Some claim he’s targeting up-and-coming villains, others believe he’s stockpiling for himself. What is Arachnos’ position?” CAPTAIN VERAX: ‘Speculation is for tabloids. Arachnos deals in facts. And the fact is this: Rock Hammer has crossed multiple factions in a single evening. That makes him unpredictable. Unpredictability is dangerous. We will find out where his loyalties lie—and we will act accordingly.’ [Cut back to Trish, the auction hall smoldering in the background, with masked figures seen fleeing earlier in captured footage.] “Tonight, the Rogue Isles buzzes with rumor. Was Rock Hammer’s strike a statement against villainy, a personal vendetta, or the opening move of a larger campaign? One thing is certain: in a city where power is currency, Rock Hammer has just made himself very expensive. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.” [P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, FOLLOW-UP REPORT] TRISH TAKANAWA (in studio, tone sharpened with intrigue): “Good evening once again. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight we continue our coverage of the Rock Hammer auction raid in Port Oakes. New details—and troubling rumors—have emerged. Multiple witnesses now claim Rock Hammer was not acting alone. Reports suggest he was joined by the notorious electrically based villain, Shock Treatment—but under unusual and possibly unwilling circumstances.” [Cut to footage: shaky amateur video from the raid, distorted by static, shows arcs of electricity tearing through the auction hall. Voices shout in panic. One indistinct voice can be heard: ‘I have to kill Rock! I have to kill Rock!’] TRISH TAKANAWA (voiceover): “Some witnesses insist Shock Treatment’s actions were erratic—claiming she struck at Rock Hammer and the crowd alike, all while shouting conflicting statements of loyalty and hostility.” [Cut to interview: Captain Verax, visibly irritated by the line of questioning.] TRISH TAKANAWA: “Captain Verax, does Arachnos have confirmation that Shock Treatment was assisting Rock Hammer at the auction?” CAPTAIN VERAX: ‘We have confirmation of her presence. As for her intentions—those are murkier. Witness testimony suggests coercion, or perhaps psychic interference. If Shock Treatment was compelled, it raises disturbing questions about who—or what—has the power to turn an electric storm into someone else’s weapon.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “What do these reports mean for Arachnos’ ongoing investigation into Rock Hammer’s motives?” CAPTAIN VERAX: ‘If Rock Hammer has allies, willing or not, that multiplies the threat he represents. Arachnos does not tolerate pawns, nor does it tolerate rogue pieces on the board. Whoever pulled Shock Treatment’s strings, we will uncover it.’ [Cut back to Trish in studio, her voice grave.] “Was Shock Treatment truly an accomplice—or was she a prisoner inside her own mind, forced to act against her will? And if so, who holds such influence over powerful metahumans? For now, the answers remain elusive. What is certain is this: Rock Hammer’s raid has opened more than just an auction house. It has opened questions that may shake the balance of power across the Rogue Isles. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, PARAGON CITY] TRISH TAKANAWA (in studio, firm and deliberate): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, we continue our profile of Kid Extra II, the young legacy hero carrying the mantle of his beloved great-grandfather, the original Kid Extra, member of the legendary Golden Age supergroup, The Fourth Estate. Earlier, we reported on his confrontation with Skull enforcers Maxilla and Mandible. But our interview also turned to another encounter—one with the Skull lieutenant known only as Misery, a confrontation that escalated into a hostage crisis.” [Cut to interview footage: Kid Extra II, leaning forward now, tone measured but intense.] TRISH TAKANAWA: “Kid Extra, you’ve spoken about ambushes and raids, but the public was especially shaken by reports of Misery holding innocent people captive. Can you tell us what happened?” KID EXTRA II: ‘Misery isn’t like Maxilla and Mandible. She doesn’t fight to win—she fights to break people. When I got word she had hostages, I knew hesitation wasn’t an option. The Skulls use fear like a weapon, and those lives were leverage. She wanted me off-balance, desperate. She didn’t get it.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “What was it like going toe-to-toe with her?” KID EXTRA II: ‘She’s dangerous. Her presence alone—it’s suffocating. She whispers, taunts, tries to crawl inside your head. Every strike she threw felt like it was aimed at my will as much as my body. But I kept focused on the hostages. If you let villains like her dictate the fight, you lose before the first punch lands.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “And the hostages—how did you manage to get them out safely?” KID EXTRA II: ‘Timing. I broke through her line, got between her and the captives, and didn’t move until they were clear. She tried to stop me, but the legacy I carry gave me strength enough to stand my ground. Those people walked away alive, and that’s what matters most.’ [Cut back to Trish in studio, her expression sharpened by gravity.] “Authorities confirm that all hostages were rescued unharmed. Misery, however, escaped, vowing retribution against Kid Extra II. For a young hero stepping into a fallen mentor’s shoes, the battles are already perilous, but the victories—measured in lives saved—speak louder than words. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, PARAGON CITY] TRISH TAKANAWA (in studio, serious but with a spark of energy): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, a young legacy hero steps into the spotlight. Kid Extra II, the successor to the mantle of the late hero Kid Extra, has faced his most dangerous battle yet. While aiding police in a raid on a Skull Superadine warehouse, he was ambushed by the notorious Skull enforcers Maxilla and Mandible. The clash left the building in ruins, but the young hero walked away with his mission—and his life—intact.” [Cut to interview footage: Kid Extra II, seated in his sleek, updated costume, his youthful energy tempered by the gravity of the fight. He speaks with determination but also with the humility of someone still proving himself.] TRISH TAKANAWA: “Kid Extra, this was no ordinary raid. What happened inside that warehouse?” KID EXTRA II: ‘We had intel on a major Superadine stash—enough to keep half the Trolls juiced for months. I went in with a plan, but Maxilla and Mandible were waiting. It was an ambush, plain and simple. They’re not just brawlers—they’re coordinated, vicious, and they wanted to make an example out of me. I had to fight harder than I ever have before.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “Many see you as carrying a heavy legacy. Did you feel that weight in the heat of battle?” KID EXTRA II: ‘Every time I put on this costume, I feel it. My great-grandfather set the standard. The Skulls took him from this city, and I won’t let them take me. Not now, not ever. That fight in the warehouse wasn’t just about shutting down drugs—it was about showing the Skulls they don’t get to own the fear anymore.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “What can you tell us about Maxilla and Mandible?” KID EXTRA II: ‘They’re brutal. Maxilla fights like a battering ram, all power and no hesitation. Mandible is faster, sharper—like he’s trying to cut you apart piece by piece. Together, they’re devastating. But even they couldn’t stop me from bringing that warehouse down and putting a dent in the Skulls’ supply lines.’ [Cut back to Trish in studio, voice grave, as a still photo of the collapsed warehouse fills the screen.] “Authorities confirm the Superadine supply was seized, though both Maxilla and Mandible escaped into the shadows of the city. For Kid Extra II, the fight was more than survival—it was a message to Paragon and its enemies alike: the legacy of Kid Extra still burns bright. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, PARAGON CITY] TRISH TAKANAWA (in studio, measured): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, we focus on the psionically driven tanker Psycho-Bunny, who has once again stepped forward in defense of Paragon City. This time, she fought alongside Synapse and his allies in dismantling the Clockwork King’s latest bid for power, as part of the Synapse Task Force. I spoke with Psycho-Bunny earlier about the challenges she faced in this grueling campaign.” [Cut to interview footage: Psycho-Bunny, seated in a quiet studio corner, her posture steady but her eyes still carrying the weight of battle.] TRISH TAKANAWA: “Psycho-Bunny, many describe the Synapse Task Force as a trial of endurance, a marathon against relentless Clockwork. How did you hold up against that strain?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘It was relentless—wave after wave of metal grinding forward. They never tire, but we do. I had to be the wall that didn’t fall. My psionics aren’t about glamour—they’re about resilience. Every strike I absorbed bought my teammates the seconds they needed to dismantle the Clockwork’s core operations.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “Working alongside Synapse is no small honor. What was it like fighting shoulder-to-shoulder with him?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘Synapse is a blur. You hear the crackle before you see him move. His speed made it possible for us to stay ahead of the swarm, but speed without an anchor burns out quick. That’s where I came in—I kept the enemy fixed so Synapse and the others could cut them down. Together, it was strategy and strength in perfect balance.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “The Clockwork King continues to menace Paragon. Did this Task Force change how you view him—or your role against him?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘He’s not just a man with machines—he’s a mind that won’t stop trying to bend this city into his design. That’s dangerous because he sees people as parts, not lives. My role is to remind him, and any like him, that we’re not parts. We fight back. We endure. And no machine can outlast willpower.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “Do you feel the Task Force was a turning point for you as a hero?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘Yes. The Positron Task Force tested teamwork. Synapse’s Task Force tested stamina and spirit. I learned I can fight long past the point I thought I’d break. That knowledge changes you. It steels you. Next time, I’ll be stronger still.’ [Cut back to Trish in studio, voice steady, with a note of gravitas.] “As the Clockwork King rebuilds his forces in the shadows, heroes like Psycho-Bunny prove that courage and resilience can outlast even the most tireless enemy. In addition to my earlier conversation with Psycho-Bunny, I also spoke with Synapse himself, who offered rare words of praise for the young hero.” [Cut to footage: Synapse, arms crossed, the faint crackle of electricity dancing across his form. His tone brisk but respectful.] SYNAPSE: “The Synapse Task Force isn’t about flash—it’s about endurance. The Clockwork come at you without pause. Most new heroes burn out. Psycho-Bunny didn’t. She anchored the line, soaked the hits, and kept us moving. Without that kind of grit, we wouldn’t have finished the job. She’s the real deal.” [Cut to Trish interviewing Psycho-Bunny, following Synapse’s words.] TRISH TAKANAWA: “Psycho-Bunny, hearing that kind of recognition from Synapse—what does it mean to you?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘It means everything. I didn’t step into this life looking for praise, but to earn the respect of someone who’s carried this city on his shoulders? That’s fuel. That’s proof that I’m where I belong, and I’ll keep proving it every time I step onto the field.’ [Cut back to Trish in studio, her expression solemn.] “From relentless waves of Clockwork to the unyielding demands of leadership, Paragon City continues to forge new heroes in fire and steel. With Synapse’s endorsement, Psycho-Bunny stands as one of the most promising defenders of the city’s future. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, PARAGON CITY] TRISH TAKANAWA (in studio, composed but intrigued): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, we spotlight one of Paragon City’s rising defenders: the psionically driven tanker known as Psycho-Bunny. She was recently sighted alongside other heroes during the conclusion of the Positron One Task Force, a critical mission targeting the Clockwork and the criminal machinations of the Vahzilok. I spoke with Psycho-Bunny earlier today about her involvement in this operation.” [Cut to interview footage: Psycho-Bunny, calm but intense, her costume bearing subtle psychic glow.] TRISH TAKANAWA: “Psycho-Bunny, you’ve been described as both a stabilizing presence and a living battering ram during the Task Force. How did you approach this mission?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘The Clockwork swarm was endless, and the Vahzilok’s necrotech was worse. My job was simple: keep them focused on me so my teammates could dismantle their operations. Psionics are more than mind tricks—they’re an anchor. I made sure they never broke our line.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “The Positron Task Force is considered a rite of passage for many heroes. What does it mean to you personally to have completed it?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘It’s a test. Not just of strength, but of trust. You learn quickly whether you can stand together or fall apart. I think we proved we’re ready for the battles ahead.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “Psycho-Bunny, many citizens are still unfamiliar with your abilities. Could you explain what drives your powers and how they shaped your role on this Task Force?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘My psionics are rooted in focus and resilience. I project my will as both a shield and a weapon. On the battlefield, that means I can stand at the center of chaos, draw fire, and hold the line. It’s not glamorous work, but it allows my allies to strike surgically where they’re needed.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “Reports indicate the Clockwork waves were relentless. Some Task Force members compared it to being swallowed by a living tide. How did you endure that pressure?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘Discipline. Every strike, every wave of metal crashing down, I reminded myself: fear is just noise. My mind is my anchor. When the tide comes, you plant your feet and refuse to drown. That’s what I did. That’s what I’ll always do.’ TRISH TAKANAWA: “The Task Force also faced the Vahzilok, whose grotesque creations terrorize Paragon. How did that differ from the fight against the Clockwork?” PSYCHO-BUNNY: ‘The Clockwork are predictable. Cold. Mechanical. But the Vahzilok… they’re personal. Every one of their abominations was a stolen life, a perversion of what it means to be human. Standing against them isn’t just combat—it’s justice. Every blow I landed was for someone they tried to erase.’ [Cut back to Trish in studio, firm tone.] “While Paragon faces constant threats from villain organizations and hostile forces, heroes like Psycho-Bunny remind us that unity and resilience remain the city’s strongest weapons. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, PORT OAKES] TRISH TAKANAWA (on-scene, serious): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, reporting from Port Oakes, where the city’s criminal underworld has been thrown into upheaval. Earlier today, the meta-human known as The Squizzler launched a daring raid on a Rikti operations base, seizing classified blueprints for advanced Rikti armor. The assault, described by witnesses as swift and surgical, left local Rikti operatives scrambling and Arachnos authorities racing to contain the fallout. One Rikti technician, speaking under anonymity, told PNN, ‘It was chaos. They moved like shadows, taking files that even our best agents couldn’t protect.’ The implications for Port Oakes’ criminal factions are significant. Arachnos Captain Verax weighed in: ‘The theft of these blueprints could destabilize the balance of power among meta-human and criminal elements. Arachnos will pursue any individual or group attempting to exploit this technology.’ Local Vanguard leadership echoed the concerns, stressing the potential for a sudden surge in arms proliferation. Vanguard Lieutenant Lyra Draven stated, ‘Any gang or rogue operative obtaining Rikti armor designs represents an existential threat to Port Oakes’ safety. We must act decisively to prevent misuse.’ The Squizzler’s motives remain unclear. Some speculate the raid signals an attempt to challenge the city’s criminal hierarchy; others fear an emerging meta-human arms race. A still image from video surveillance shows The Squizzler in active combat with Rikti forces. At this time, it is unknown if The Squizzler is operating his own gang, which could destabilize the criminal networks here, or if this is a manifestation of his unknown powers. There will definitely be more to follow. From Port Oakes, I’m Trish Takanawa, reporting for Paragon News Network. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11, LIVE FROM PORT OAKES] TRISH TAKANAWA (on-scene, grim): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, reporting live from the Port Oakes Scrapyard District, where chaos has erupted once again. The elusive criminal known as The Spamburgler has struck again, this time targeting the notorious meta-human villain Sea Witch of the Scrapyarders. Witnesses describe a scene of utter destruction: twisted metal, overturned containers, and the pungent aroma of canned meat lingering in the air. One dockworker, still shaken, told PNN, ‘I saw him—he just stormed in, tossing Spam like grenades. Sea Witch tried to fight back, but… she just went down.’ Another passerby added, ‘It was like watching a cartoon turn real. He didn’t hesitate. She’s lying there… I don’t know if she’s alive.’ Arachnos representatives arrived on scene swiftly. Captain Verax, speaking to our reporters, said: ‘This incident underscores the dangerous unpredictability of this new criminal element. We are investigating whether The Spamburgler acted alone or under the direction of larger criminal interests. Port Oakes citizens should remain vigilant.’ The fate of the Sea Witch remains unconfirmed. However, the pattern is clear: The Spamburgler is moving quickly through Port Oakes’ criminal hierarchy, leaving both law enforcement and rival villains uncertain—and alarmed. From the Scrapyard District, I’m Trish Takanawa for Paragon News Network. This is Your News at 11.”

TRISH TAKANAWA (in studio, solemn): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, the underworld of Port Oakes reels from shocking developments: the feared Snake enforcer known only as The Night Killer has been brought down—by none other than the eccentric criminal newcomer, The Spamburgler. Eyewitnesses describe a violent confrontation in the alleyways near Pier Seven. A local barfly told PNN, ‘I heard this wet, smacking sound… then saw cans flying through the air like bullets. Next thing I know, Night Killer’s on the pavement, not moving.’ Another passerby, trembling, added, ‘The Spamburgler kept chanting about “meat reclaiming the night” as he hammered the Snake. It wasn’t a joke. It was terrifying.’ The status of The Night Killer remains unconfirmed—Arachnos authorities have yet to verify if he is dead or merely incapacitated. Captain Verax of Arachnos law enforcement gave this official statement: ‘We do not condone vigilante actions, particularly from costumed criminals. The Spamburgler’s assault represents an escalation of gang warfare that Arachnos will not tolerate. If The Night Killer has indeed fallen, it could trigger unpredictable reprisals from the Snakes.’ For now, Port Oakes is tense. The Spamburgler has risen from punchline to power player, and the streets wait anxiously to see who—if anyone—dares challenge him next. For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

[P.N.N. – YOUR NEWS AT 11] TRISH TAKANAWA (in studio, stern): “Good evening. I’m Trish Takanawa, Senior Meta-Human Affairs Correspondent. Tonight, we turn to Mercy Island, where citizens remain shaken after a daring daylight robbery at the Paragon Credit Exchange. The culprit? A bizarre new villain calling himself The Spamburgler. Witnesses describe the figure as a gaunt man in a striped disguise, his face hidden under the stereotypical villain mask, and his hands seemingly able to conjure torrents of greasy, canned meat. One terrified bank clerk told PNN, ‘He shouted something about “processed justice” before hurling entire hams of Spam at the security guards. They never stood a chance.’ Another eyewitness, a dockworker passing by, reported, ‘He kept muttering that the Mongoose was watching. Like he was stealing for somebody else. That made him scarier, somehow.’ Arachnos authorities responded quickly, deploying agents to cordon off the financial district. While The Spamburgler escaped with an undisclosed amount of cash, Arachnos representative Captain Verax issued the following statement: ‘This city is not a buffet for costumed opportunists. Arachnos is investigating any alleged ties between The Spamburgler and known underworld figure, The Mongoose. If confirmed, this would represent a dangerous escalation in organized villainy on Mercy Island.’ Tonight, questions remain: is The Spamburgler a lone novelty criminal—or a pawn in a larger, more sinister game? For Paragon News Network, I’m Trish Takanawa. This is Your News at 11.”

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Trish: This is Trish Takanawa, Senior Metahuman Affairs correspondent for Paragon News, reporting from Mercy Island, where a locally known metahuman, Fire Wire, has been reportedly killed during a bank heist. Joining me via phone is Rogue Island Police (RIP) Chief, Kyle “Cal” Calhoun. Chief, what do we know so far? Chief Calhoun: Trish, all evidence points to a relative newcomer to Mercy as the killer, who goes by the name "Squizzler". Trish: Do you know why this...Squizzler would kill Fire Wire? Chief Calhoun: Evidence suggests that they were partners in the heist, but Fire Wire was eliminated to claim his share. Trish: How can we be certain of this? Chief Calhoun: Several Bank employees have confirmed this. Trish: Do you have any idea as to Squizzlers whereabouts, or what abilities he may have. Chief Calhoun: As a newbie to the area, he could be anywhere. We advise the public to keep an eye out for him. Video footage secured from the bank shows him dressed in a green suit and bowler. Do not approach him. As a metahuman, assume he's extremely dangerous. Given the video footage, we assess he is a psychic of some power. Observe and report. Let us handle him Trish: Thank you Chief. Chief Calhoun: Anytime, Trish. Trish: Joining me now, on scene is Rock Hammer. Some of you may remember a report I did on him some time ago. How are you tonight, Mr. Hammer? Rock Hammer: It's Rock, Trish. And well. You? Trish: Also well...Rock. What can you tell us about this event, and how you're involved? Rock Hammer: Well, for one, ol' Cal ain't bein' square with ya. Trish: In what way? Rock Hammer: Fire Wire wasn't here to rob no bank. Rumor has it, he works with Arachnos and RIP to set up newbies on big payout jobs and bust 'em in the commission. Trish: To what end? Rock Hammer: To get reward money. As for myself, I was hired to provide some extra security during tonight's money transfer. This bank has a history of gettin' knocked over, so security has been pretty tight. All the local crews know it's not worth the effort, especially with yours truly here beefin' up the rent-a-cops. But I hear he's played this trick all over Mercy. Frankly, I'm surprised the little weasel hasn't been iced before now. Looks like he found a mark that didn't like bein' a mark. If you ask me, Squizzler did the Isles a favor. Trish: Do you have any information on this Squizzler character? Rock Hammer: Nah, never heard of him, but with a name like that, he's either a dork, or a stone-cold killer. Givin' that he made Fire start the room temperature challenge, I'd say the latter. Trish: Thank you, Rock. You heard it here, folks. Squizzler, new menace to the Isles and Paragon, or blessing in disguise? Only time will tell. I'm Trish Takanawa, Paragon News.

Your News at 11, G-cell Heist Gone Bad, 19Mar24 Trish: This is Trish Takanawa, Senior Metahuman Affairs correspondent for Paragon News, reporting from Independence Port. I'm with relative newcomer, Blitz, recent recruit for the neophyte Super Group, The Justice Redeamers. Blitz, word has it that you recently arrested a group of Outcasts in the Liberty Quay area. Blitz: That I did, Trish. I received a tip that a group of them were trying to lift a shipment of G-cells from a government storage facility. Trish: G-cells? Care to elaborate for our viewers? Blitz: Sure. G-cells are from one of the giant monsters the late hero Talos fought back in the 1960s. No one has been able to unlock their genetic secrets and control the effect of the experiments since, but science continues to try. Some think it's the key to making metahumans, made to order. That's why the government has them on strict lockdown. Trish: So, in a sense a stable super soldier formula without the mutational effects of Superadine. Blitz: Exactly. The Trolls, along with the Skulls and the Family control the trade of "Supes". As you know, they're known as the Superadine Connection and are in direct competition with the Outcasts, along with the Hellions and the Warriors. Trish: Is there any evidence the Outcasts are trying to use any drugs created with G-cells to build their own cadre of metahumans? It's well-known Trolls gain super strength and resistance due to Supes mutation. Blitz: No evidence at this time, but I can't rule that possibility out. The Trolls and Outcasts have been slugging it out pretty heavy in the area lately. I can see the Outcasts looking for any advantage available. Trish: Do you have any information on whether the Outcasts were acting for the gang, or at the behest of an outside party? Blitz: Not at this time. At this point in the investigation, any possibility is as valid as the next. Trish: Thank you, Blitz. There you have it folks. Is Paragon about to see a spike in superhuman criminals or a new designer drug fueling yet another drug war? We'll keep you updated as new information comes in. This has been Trish Takanawa reporting. Back to you, Bob.

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