New NPC dialog in the tunnels under The Hollows

[srmalloy]

This morning, I was down in the tunnels whacking troll bosses for the badge, and saw the NPC dialog:

 

[NPC] Caliban: Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
[NPC] Ogre: Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.

 

It struck me, seeing this, that it would be utterly hilarious to have, as a really low-chance occurrence, the first four lines of "Heigh Ho" from the Disney movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves":

 

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In our mine the whole day through.
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Is what we like to do.

 

Unfortunately, it would have to be a specifically scripted occurrence, since as best as I can tell, the NPC dialog is pulled randomly from a table of utterances, so you can't guarantee that a specific sequence of utterances would occur except by a scripted event, and I don't think it's worth the effort for the humor it would create. As an April Fools Day thing, it might work better.