SoylentPlaid
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*swims by wearing springy googly eye glasses* =@.@=
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*Swims around in a sparkly sharkittyshark suit, floaties, and putting Jaws theme"
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*Flings a large plush squidapotomogatoraptor into the fray* =^.^=
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*Swooshes around, flailing in Monday panic*
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*Goes to pick the Puppehs pockets* =^.^= *Notices Puppeh has no pockets, as iz a Puppeh* =O.o= *Sneakily puts a tailored vintage tic and tail coat with matching cummerbund on the Puppeh, adding a top hat and walking stick to finish the ensemble* =0.0= *Picks the Puppehs pocket, taking BOTH NICKELS that were left in them* =^.^= *Sneakitysneaks over and naps on the Rooky as a stylish NinjaFairyKittyPurrSnoreMachine hat*
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=Z.z=
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*drags a large cardboard box in through the front door* =O.O= *Tugtugtugyankgnawpulltug's the tape until the box opens* =O.o= *Hops in and starts pulling stuff out of the box. Bubble wrap....packing peanuts...Maltese Falcon...crumpled paper...more packing peanuts...Emelia Earhart...NinjaFairyKitty...* =¥.¥= *Walks back from where they were tossed and hops back into the box* =^.^= *Finished unboxing stuff and things* *Surveys the loot, then curls up in the box* =Z.Z=
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*sets up some toasted bread on the other side of the cheese moon, lays a couple plates a little further away, and waits for the best cheese sammich cosplay contest ever* =^.^=
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*lights all the rocket fuses* =^.^= *Runs in front of the Zamboni and holds up a hankie* =O.O= *DropsHankieAndZoomyRunsBackInToJumpIntoTheZamboniHurryHurryHurry* . =@.@= *Starts the Zamboni, rockets ignite, contraption WHOOOOSHES to the ramp and certain doom* =©•©= *Rocket Zamboni passes a Sunbeam from the Rookery. Window. NinjaFairyKitty immediately falls asleep* =Z.Z= *Zamboni rockets up the ramp, flies over a pool filled with gummi sharks and a matchbox school bus before splutting into a pistachio green FBBC. the roar of the rockets dies out, leaving only the roar of NinjaFairyKitten honkshews*
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*builds a shbajillion inch high jump ramp out of Lego* =^.^= *Sets up a Zamboni across the room and starts taping rocket engines all over it* =^.^=
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=0.0= *Grabs a kazoo and rocks out.*
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*sets up the VAFFINATOR 50000* *Looks it over* *Gets a glitter crayon and adds 3 more 0s to the newlyinted CAFFINATOR 50000000* =^.^= *starts it brewing, turns on the BACON BLITZ ELEVENTYNINE the WAFFLEPOCALYPSE 77 and the INFINIDONUTOMATIC* =^.^= *eats a cookie and takes a nap on the line green FBBC, being sure to get it a cookie as well*
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*pauses in the eternal hunt for the glowing dot to photobomb Hugbert montage, giving him deely boppers every time the camera goes to a still shot before transitioning. =^.^=
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*sees the glowing dot" =0.0= *ATTACKSWATGETITHETITHETITGETITRAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
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*Starts drawing extra stamps with very official crayons. Recreates the entire collection of the President Sir Reginald Q Longsnoot series, a very serious and official looking aardvark in a top hat and monocle. Adds glitter and extra flourishy flourishes*
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*goes looking for a box to ship a house sized donut waffle*
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Is stylish =^.^=
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*periscope pops out of the waffle* *Scoots around with a nom nom nom nom noise*
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*ponders where the Puppeh is fishing for bacons*. =o.O=
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*kerplonks a chocolate donut over Hugbert like a life preserver* *Settles on his head as a stylish NinjaGairyKittyHat* =^.^=
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Puppeh can't count that high. He'll be back home in exactly 1 sometime. =^.^=
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*Waves to the Puppeh" Haz fun. See you when you're back.
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*add glitter and grumpy faces to add to the seriosity of the letter*
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🙀 *Kerfluphs to watch cartooooooooooons*
