The game was built in 2004 and closed nearly a decade ago. I know everyone would like a polished, no clipping wonderland but I don't think that hurdle is a valid reason to avoid making it an option.
Let people who would use it despite the downsides use it as such if it's too much work to do it pretty.
If it's worth doing pretty, then fantastic.
But just a meme and "no manbuns in muh vibeo gayme" isn't constructive. Please keep that in mind.
Is there anyone who might be able to provide feedback to how much would have to go into making the hair options unisex?