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Because I love this game, and this community so much!

 

Baby Got Bot

(Please forgive me, alcohol was involved!)

I like big bots and I cannot lie,

You other heroes can’t deny,

When the Boss walks in with an itty-bitty waist

And a big gun in your face

You get Stunned, wanna turn on Tough

Cause you know that mob was stuffed

Deep in the suit she’s wearing

I’m Held and can’t stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit’cha

But Malta is in the picture

My Minions tried to warn me

But that bot you got make me so horny

Ooh, such smooth skin

You wanna team with my Friends?

Well, use me, use me,

‘Cause you ain’t no average groupie,

In Pocket D dancin’

To Hell with romancin’

She’s like Water, wet

Done slotted all of her Sets

I’m tired of magazines

Sayin’ DFBs the thing

Take the average grown man and ask him that

She gotta punch him back

So heroes (Yeah), villains (Yeah)

Has your girlfriend got the bot (Yeah)

Tell em to call it (Yeah), heal it (Yeah)

Buff that healthy bot

  • 3 weeks later
Posted

Concrete Diet

Who’s that whisperin in the trees?

It’s a new hero is what I mean.

Cape and aura and all that bling.

He can conquer most anything.

 

Hellions came to play, now you can’t run fast enough.

You’d best stay away when the Mezzers come to shove!

 

Concrete diet! (Diet!)

Tossed back against the wall.

Concrete diet! (Diet!)

It’s the Blaster’s turn to fall!

 

Brand new Blaster he just got made,

But he don’t know the score.

Hoard those Inspirations, man,

Or you’ll be tastin floor!

 

Concrete diet! (Diet!)

Tossed back against the wall.

Concrete diet! (Diet!)

It’s the Blaster’s turn to fall!

 

Mezzers got me swayin, the Knockback gets me down,

But it’s them that will be prayin when the Brutes all come to town!

 

Concrete diet! (Diet!)

Controllers take the field!

Concrete diet! (Diet!)

Now it’s the bad guy’s turn to yield!

 

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