War Walker of Praetorians Past

[Aaronar]

I was going through my old City files from live and came across this screenshot. It's from the Praetorian invasions that hit every server during the 7 year anniversary event, this was on Victory in PI.

 

 

The text made me curious so I dug through the log file and read through it. Here is a truncated copy of the chat log, maybe 10-15 minutes of convo in broadcast chat.

 

War Walker 2.0: I HAVE COME EQUIPPED WITH THE FOLLOWING SOFTWARE UPGRADE: PACIFICATION AND AMUSEMENT.
War Walker 2.0: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THE INHABITANTS OF THIS DIMENSION ARE EASILY DISTRACTED.
War Walker 2.0: SPECIFICALLY, THAT IMAGES OF SMALL ANIMALS IN AMUSING SITUATIONS ARE YOUR PARTICULAR WEAKNESS.
War Walker 2.0: I DO HAVE ANGRY BIRDS...HOWEVER IN PRAETORIA THE GAME HAS BEEN DUBBED "COMPLIANT AVIANS"
War Walker 2.0: PLEASE ENJOY THE FOLLOWING ROUTINE. WE ANTICIPATE THAT YOU WILL BE LULLED INTO A FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY.
Medikinetic: Oh god! He's gonna blast Britney Spears at us! Run for your lives!
BluShield: false sense of security? hmmm... maybe he *does* know Steve Jobs
Kid Kozmic: had less lag trying to download lady gaga's new cd from amazon than this
Medikinetic: Oh look, another Nightstar
Savage Seraphim: In Soviet praetoria, Star nights you
Omegolo: But baby we were born this way.
Ultragamma: he dancing!
War Walker 2.0: PROCESSING LADY GAGA...
Inquisitor: War Walker 2.0 has only 23 badges.  What a noob.
War Walker 2.0: LOADING...LOADING...
War Walker 2.0: ...
Penumbral Murder: Is ther even a specific target or are we just listening to him talk and be shot at by GM's???? lol
War Walker 2.0: DOES NOT COMPUTE.
McRadiate: loading gender . . . . .ERROR ERROR¬!!!!
BluShield: LOL
Medikinetic: Yeah, it's ok Walkie, half the time what she does doesn't compute to us either
War Walker 2.0: WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT THE FOLLOWING GYRATIONS ARE MOST APPEALING.
Morning Gloria: That is so... SO wrong...
Doctor No-Va: hey war walker 2.0, what anti virus you running?
War Walker 2.0: MACAFFEE
Lady Gale: bad call it is bugged didn't you hear
Cannonfodder: My league wants to know the real face behind warwalker 2.0?
(Turns out it was the Community Manager @Zwillinger)
War Walker 2.0: THERE ARE NO BUGS IN PRAETORIA.
War Walker 2.0: EVERYTHING IS DONE PERFECTLY THE FIRST TIME.
24th Elder: says 2.0
BluShield: true. they are all features
War Walker 2.0: EMPEROR COLE STATES THAT EVERYTHING IS WORKING AS INTENDED.
Doctor No-Va: hey war walker 2.0, if there are no bugs in praetoria, then why run a anti virus?
Morning Gloria: That explains the gouls, then. 😛
Medikinetic: So his age isn't getting to him? Good for him!
Kid Kozmic: does he wear that white suit after labor day?
BluShield: LOL@KK
Inquisitor: He is getting on a bit.  Waving his cane around and yelling at Hamidon to get off his lawn.
Omegolo: Some of Praetoria is more perfect then others
War Walker 2.0: DOCTOR NO-VA (NORTHERN VIRGINIA?) I WAS SPECIALLY EQUIPPED FOR MY JOURNEY TO THIS DIMENSION.
Morning Gloria: What's with the cars just driving through?  Can't they see we're busy here?
War Walker 2.0: KID KOZMIC IN PRAETORIA THERE IS NO LABOR DAY. ALL WORK WE DO IS FOR THE GLORY OF EMPEROR COLE.
McRadiate: lol . . . these guys are determined
Doctor No-Va: war walker 2.0, if you come from a perfect zone, and journey to a imperfect zone, then you would still be perfect, and would not need anti virus
McRadiate: Crushed by war walker . . .thatll buff out
Ultragamma: ah, my favorite dance, 2.0, well played!!!
(I assume he is still dancing while we are fighting Nightstar and Goliath War Walkers)
War Walker 2.0: INTERESTING. IT APPEARS THE THE MOST FORMIDABLE OPPONANTS WE CAN EXPECT TO ENCOUNTER ON PRIMAL EARTH IS THE TRAFFIC.
McRadiate: lol
McRadiate: road rage is a byatch
Medikinetic: You think it's bad now? Heh, it isn't even rush hour. Try and pick on the pedestrians
BluShield: he nailed us there.
Doctor No-Va: yeah, and it is not even rush hour
BluShield: Traffic here at rush hour is so large, it has it's own Senator
Medikinetic: We need backup. Someone call in Leeroy Jenkins
[NPC] Hung: If that's the same Kid Kozmic who faced off against Maelstrom, I think I need to get to a safe location.  Fast!
Inquisitor: Times up, let's do this.  LEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS.
Medikinetic: Get the chicken! Get the chicken!
War Walker 2.0: i DO NOT UNDERSTAND...LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS. 
Ultragamma: noone does...
Ignis Alacritus: fear the jenkins!
Inquisitor: No one understands the jenkins.
Doctor No-Va: hey you need a permit for a sign that big!
Doctor No-Va: there are zoning rules here
War Walker 2.0: I HAVE ALL OF THE NECCESSARY PAPERWORK DOCTOR NO-VA
Doctor No-Va: hmm you got lucky this time, war walker 2.0