Witcher (mini)-Season 3

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Cavill's been getting the rough end of the stick lately. Leaves Witcher to do Supes again, but Black Adam doesn't do the business, and WB-D implode and reboot the universe without him... and Netflix recast with a spare Hemsworth for next season.

 

Then the SOE film with Guy Ritchie ran into some issues, his disturbingly luxuriant facial hair surprisingly not one of them. And to add insult to injury, the buggers at 'Flix cut Season 3 in half. He maybe gets to play at being a Space Marine if Amazon and GW can pull off the WH40k series.

 

Nevertheless. If you need a bit of smouldering, grunting, scowling and gratuitous muscle shots in your life, Geralt is back for a five-episode run, split into two volumes across the summer. Whether or not this is a handover arc where Geralt gets knocked off or retires to make little monsters with Yennifer, we won't know, but expect a mid-series cliffhanger or two.