ThaOGDreamWeaver Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago (edited) Well, invest in one... From the Financial Times: Quote Tuttle Capital files for ‘alien tech’ ETF New fund to invest in reverse-engineered alien technology based on government disclosures about UFOs https://on.ft.com/4gDlcWK ...little early for April 1st, isn't it? Quote Those companies will include aerospace groups and defence contractors that may have research and development programmes “rumoured to work with classified technology, potentially leading to groundbreaking advancements”, the SEC filing says. Once you dig into it, it's not the most insane financial product that's been on the market lately. And if someone can rig me up that flying skateboard I've been after since 1989... me happy. Have you seen any evidence of alien activity around lately? Edited 9 hours ago by ThaOGDreamWeaver WAKE UP YA MISCREANTS AND... HEY, GET YOUR OWN DAMN SIGNATURE. Look out for me being generally cool, stylish and funny (delete as applicable) on Excelsior.
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