Goblin Award 2025

[jkwak]

Goblins:
wretched Bottom feeders of the Fantasy World, irritating, disgusting, petty, cruel, chaotic and filthy
they steal and ruin everything that gets in there reach
bundles of boundless energy wrapped in charmingly quirky forms, discoverers, inventors, tinkerers, craftsmen and pure geniuses

TIME HAS COME TO CROWN the third Goblin Of The Year in a row and find the best of the best of the best of Goblin kind for this years Goblin Of The Year Award.
But fear not this event is not just a Costume Contest for Goblins it is also a Party for everyone to enjoy be it Goblins, Friends of Goblins, Goblin Curious or just usual crowd of enjoyers of Paragons Night Life

when? December 5th 2025, party Starts at 8 PM EST, Costume Contest at 10 PM EST
where? Paradise-38314

 

 

Edited Tuesday at 06:47 PM by jkwak

[Grotty]

I'll be there!

[Ringo]

Amazing

[jkwak]

Today is December 5th, which means TODAY is the Goblin Award


Well, Goblina, I made it- despite your directions. 
Ah. Supehobgoblin Pluidiolx. Welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable Award Show.
Oh, egads! My Award is ruined. But what if I were to steal Acadamy Awards and disguise them as my own Awards? Delightfully devilish, Goblina.
Supehobgoblin, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
Why is there smoke coming out of your Award Bag, Goblina?
Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed Trophies we're having.
Mmm. Steamed Trophies.
Whew. Supehobgoblin, I hope you're ready for some shiny gold Statues.
I thought we were having steamed trophies.
D'oh, no. I said steamed Sophies. That's what I call Gold Statues.
You call Gold Statues steamed Sophies? 
Yes. It's a regional dialect. 
Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
Uh, Middle Earth.
Really. Well, I'm from Mordor, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed Sophies. "
Oh, not in Mordor. No. It's an Gondor expression.
I see. You know, these Gold Statues are quite similar to the ones they have at the Academy Awards.
Oh, no. Patented Goblin Awards. Old family tradition in craftsmanship. 
For Gold Statues?
Yes. Yes.
And you call them steamed Sophies despite the fact that they are obviously male.