Obtuse, yes. Intentionally, no. Not trolling
I used the Internet for the first time when I was 20, back in 1998, and it has not played a major role in my life. Since then, between college, grad school, the air force (all very focused and specialized in religious studies), homelessness, and other such times as I spent "disappeared from the face of the earth," I have not regularly had access to computers, let alone what's basic to someone with your (and many others') background. I love CoX, though!
I have to be "that guy" who asks questions or I will not know. My apologies regarding being frustrating
I think I have the program up and running now