"You are but temporary vessels for the life blood of this city: ingesting, expelling. I wait in the cities' bowels. I wait in the underbelly. Sewage has passed through you, but it never leaves me. It is with me always."
- Brown God Below, 3:16
My results are not the pinnacle of effort, but the pinnacle of enlightenment. However, know that if there is a pinnacle, I will not let you sully it with your impiety. You come to the sewers as a tourist, a fair weather friend to the green tides. I don't enter the sewers. I don't leave the sewers. I am not in the sewers. I am one with the sewers.
You may very well "beat" this time, too. But it's irrelevant. I will always be faster. 1 hour, 1 second, they are not so different to a god.
You did not abandon these sewers. They abandoned you.
THE BROWN COMMANDMENTS:
1 - Thou Sewers Shall Have No Other Gods Before Me...
2 - Thou Shall Not Bear False Abandoned Sewer Trial Times
3 - Remember Thy Sewer, and Keep it Brown
4 - Honor Thy Bowels
5 - Thou Shall Not Covet thy Brown God's Time
6 - Thou Shall Not Flush when Unnecessary
7 - Thou Shall Not Ever Take the Merit Reward Tokens
8 - Thou Shall Not Worship False Times
9 - Thou Shall Not Neglect Fiber
10 - Thou Shall Not Use the Thermite Cannon
