okay lemme tell you a story funny guy, maybe you will understand.
There is a big underground city full of dwarfs. Each of these dwarfs is like an idea. They gotta get across the bridge to share the idea to smiths who are going to make things. Then a BALROG shows up (Rude-ra, Ruderog) and parks his flaming ass on the bridge and starts smacking the dwarves around and taking up space. Until it's not cool to use the bridge.
Stupid idea. Stupid idea. I don't like this. I don't like this. Over and Over.
And some of the ideas ARE stupid. Mary and Pipin are really stupid but thATs ok because later the stupid idea is needed to talk to the tree men for the war.
Anyway the god of the city doesn't tell the Balrog to stop being a balrog. That doesn't mean the balrog is cool. That doesn't mean the god wants a balrog on the bridge. Get it? The balrog just has no common sense.
So Gandalf shows up and kicks the balrog off the bridge, throws him in a pool, and tps him up and pokes him with a taser on the side of the ski slope. People pay money to see that!
And the worst part is the balrog never learns his lesson. He keeps lying TO THE PEOPLE.
I'm done.
No I'm not.
I'm taking a break.
No I'm not.
No one has time for that.