Funny In-Game Conversations

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So, I think this would be fun. Share stories of funny conversations you have had or heard.

 

Background:

I usually play goody characters and decided to try a real villain. Imagine if H3ll Boy had a half-sister who was like dad, never clipped her horns, also got summoned, decided to stay to cause mayhem and "recruit" for her dad. So, that's H3ll Grll.

 

Standing around in Pocket D, minding her business, she overheard some nearby ladies talking about the coverage of their outfits. So, to add a bit of fuel to the fire, she quietly changed to her tiniest bikini and continued to stand there. The below conversation ensued. 

 

Add your favorite funny conversations!