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/e raises a beak from the FBBC. Bad weather last night, kept me up all night, sleepy... /e throws over an IV drip line* Just hook it into the Coffee Maker 50000 please. Otherwise was a great weekend! *flumps* Did anyone do anything interesting?
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Momma? MOMMA? /e goes looking for her Madea dress and her spoon. I think the explosives were the ACME brand Cartoon Only type right? So long as the knives are too. 🙂 ACME knives ! Guaranteed to break shatter or rust before they even break the skin!
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Hey now! This family has been through a lot but we have never drawn knives on each other and we are not about to start! 😛 Good Morning all! /e leans up against the BFG9001 resting on the floor as she noshes a Strawberry Pop Tart.
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I find this horrifying and yet I cannot look away. /e sets out pepperoni pizza and cinnabons for lunch. Good Afternoon all!
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Yah It's Capaldi. I'm glad you aren't a shinky dink Puppeh. /e offers a pink sprinkled donut.
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Which one is the one on the left? Eccleston? Cant be.....he got hair. Is it War Doctor....Oh no Its Capaldi and his angry eyebrows!
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Did you just turn Puppeh into a Shrinky Dink? Gotta admit it they came out well.
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This is science gone soo soo very wrong. /e lays out pamcakes and joos and whipped cream and fresh cut strawberries and falls face first into FBBC laughing into it.
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\\ YOU WRONG! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD PEOPLE AT WORK THINK I AM CRAZY...OK , MORE CRAZY! /e gathers her decorum and pet the pugrook and then palms a hotdog weinie to it. Never hold an treat In your hand while feeding a pugrook. Unless you want to lose a finger. \\Back into OOC...Pogoman was on last night and I talked with them briefly. They got sick with everyone's favorite pandemic bug but are much better. If anyone sees them online feel free to send them well wishes.
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/e flutters down from the rafters with a puppeh hanging off her beak* Sorry folks. Puppeh latched on last night and I haven't been able to get him off me since then. /e shakes her beak causing the puppeh to swing around and around. And yes pugs are so ugly they cute! Mine was very smart too. I know people think they aren't but he was. He cared about food and pets. Outside of that he had little concerns. And he was a contented pug. /e turns on the waffle maker. Good Morning all!
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All pamcakes are pugcakes. So say the pugs!
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Dat's not a real pug! Cause a real pug woulda eat all those pamcakes! /e knows pugs.
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/e resets all the pamcake machines, cleans off the counter tops, washes the FBBC's, mops the floors, and checks to make sure the temporal interlocutor is still in working order. /e smiles and flutters up to the ceiling loft and watches the stars from the large open window while enjoying another mimosa from her camelbak. It was a pretty good weekend. Evening all.
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Oh my! It's like I won the lottery! /e picks out the Homer Simpson special first! Thanks Bunneh!
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/e sneaks in the upstairs window and hides on the upper rafters attempting to keep as dry as possible. I am sure no one will see me up here. I'll even whisper out 'Good Morning' to everyone. /e eyes a box of doughnuts on the counter...."Oh my...my weakness." /e dithers, "Do I risk the wettinging or stay here doughnut less?" *bites lower beak*
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FOUND THE CANADIAN! *tosses maple syrup and Tim Horton's at Puppeh!
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Rooks are clearly the more stately of all the corvidae.
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Beginning descent into italicized space in 3...2....1.... The fact that you enjoy it is good enough reason in my book. I posted a picture a while back, seems years ago now, of a really burly scary guy with the caption, "This is Hans BurlyMan. He fights bears as a hobby and punched engine blocks for a living. He also plays Princess Pink Poofs on his favorite videogame. Why? Because it makes him happy." And at the end of the day, one assumes you aren't an actual villain bunny so you are roleplaying! CAUGHT YA! MUAAHAHAHAH! But really, you can RP being a damn desk lamp if it appeals to you. Humans and the brains that go with them can be so freakin awesome! Not everyone has to be the five layers deep super villain with multiple motives and consistent backstories. I mean I have a super named Intergluteal Crease, his tragic backstory is he sassed the overworked Hero Corp admin who entered names in the computer and while he was talking with his buddy on the phone, he said, "Just call me the Intergluteal Crease!" as a joke and the admin went with it. It's silly and stupid and I never go hardly any further with him short of offering my teammates freshly cracked walnuts. 😛 Why? Cause it makes me laugh! Also, Rook works at 911 and we have some bad times roll around as well. High stress, high burnout, most days are boring but some...are not. And also dealing with some tangential relations with moderate dementia is quite frankly scaring me. A lot. So at the end of it all. I am happy you all enjoy the Rookery, the crazy place in our combined heads, it is as much yours as it ever was mine. Back to non italicized text. /e hands out chocolate chip cookies and orange juice while watching Bunneh and Puppeh chase each other across the lawn.
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I thought I recognized that picture of me. 😄
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Mah Rp face.
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In that picture above I was telling the cat about my tragic backstory and how my succubi mother and angelic father had to be apart for eternity because they had a love whose name could not be spoken and how this messed me up and made me listen to techno in order to be able to even feel ANYTHING and that one day at a club, the techno music actually became three dimensional and confessed to me that it was actually a being from another dimension that had come to this world looking for a champion and had found me but in the process had also fallen in love with me and we needed to go to its dimension to fight the slightly evil slightly misunderstood Intergalactic Purple Haters Gang, not with guns and swords or even with our minds but with SLAM POETRY.... and for some reason the cat got all rude and walked off and it looked just like that. Cat RP. Not even once. Good Morning all!
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/e leaps out of the way of the airdrop. That's a lotta bacon! We had over a hundred peeps come to the Black Cat club last night! And it felt like I waited on them all! 😛 You all can come if you want, it's on Tuesday's but I cant run around the place like here. I have to have on my serious RP face. Look for the black cat caller out by the SG portal in Pocket D.
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I seen Pogoman over on Excelsior! Got himself a big time radio show there I think!
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*gives Puppeh all the bacon* especially after wearing that hat. *collapses into the bean bag chair.* Over 100 people. OOG. *throws chonky boots in corner, throws chain jewelry on sofa, wipes off queen of the damned makeup, curls up with a good book* Ya know I never thought I'd get into Volney's 'The Ruins' but hey, it is growing on me. Good Morning all! Breakfast is self serve atm. Cause I'm tie-ahd. 😄
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/e cocks a head and peers down at Fedor, "I suspect malfeasance of the highest order." Probably a supervillain to be truthful. /e flies over to the baconator 5000 and punches the button for a ten piece bacon combo. This shouldn't take... *DING* .... long. /e gobbles down the bacon before Puppeh shows up.
