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Everything posted by rookery.

  1. /e flutters down from the rafters and lands on a FBBC with a bagel. I hope everyone had a good weekend. /e looks for the cream cheese. /e knocks over a fifty five gallon drum of green goo Oops. I am sure that's fine. Just fine.... cleaner bots will clean that right up.
  2. /e flutters down from the rafters and alights on the counter top to begin the mornings breakfast /e grabs the remote and turns on the giant Jumbotron TV levitating nearby, on it is playing this... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight! /e turns it off. "No. Just no." Good Morning all!
  3. *oofs at a flying Puppeh and then together they fly into a giant replica of the Eiffle Tower made entirely from match sticks* And I was on my last stickkkkkkkkkkk!
  4. /e points a wing at the fridge. " to keep it cool."
  5. /e flutters down from the rafters IV drip still attacked to the COFFEE BLASTER 50000 and begins to make breakfast. Waffles, pamcakes, blintz, beignets, croissants, toast, cinnamon toast, French Toast, German toast, fruit salads, bear claws, powdered donuts, crepes, ham, bacon, sausage, buttermilk biscuits, scattered smothered covered and gouged hashbrowns, aaaaaand....strawberries and bananas. /e collapses into a pile of feathers. Good Morning all!
  6. Straight to the lungs! That's the way to do it! Thanks Puppeh!
  7. NNOOOOOOOOO! All the comfort and hugs. 😞
  8. /e raises a beak from the FBBC. Bad weather last night, kept me up all night, sleepy... /e throws over an IV drip line* Just hook it into the Coffee Maker 50000 please. Otherwise was a great weekend! *flumps* Did anyone do anything interesting?
  9. Momma? MOMMA? /e goes looking for her Madea dress and her spoon. I think the explosives were the ACME brand Cartoon Only type right? So long as the knives are too. 🙂 ACME knives ! Guaranteed to break shatter or rust before they even break the skin!
  10. Hey now! This family has been through a lot but we have never drawn knives on each other and we are not about to start! 😛 Good Morning all! /e leans up against the BFG9001 resting on the floor as she noshes a Strawberry Pop Tart.
  11. I find this horrifying and yet I cannot look away. /e sets out pepperoni pizza and cinnabons for lunch. Good Afternoon all!
  12. Yah It's Capaldi. I'm glad you aren't a shinky dink Puppeh. /e offers a pink sprinkled donut.
  13. Which one is the one on the left? Eccleston? Cant be.....he got hair. Is it War Doctor....Oh no Its Capaldi and his angry eyebrows!
  14. Did you just turn Puppeh into a Shrinky Dink? Gotta admit it they came out well.
  15. This is science gone soo soo very wrong. /e lays out pamcakes and joos and whipped cream and fresh cut strawberries and falls face first into FBBC laughing into it.
  16. \\ YOU WRONG! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD PEOPLE AT WORK THINK I AM CRAZY...OK , MORE CRAZY! /e gathers her decorum and pet the pugrook and then palms a hotdog weinie to it. Never hold an treat In your hand while feeding a pugrook. Unless you want to lose a finger. \\Back into OOC...Pogoman was on last night and I talked with them briefly. They got sick with everyone's favorite pandemic bug but are much better. If anyone sees them online feel free to send them well wishes.
  17. /e flutters down from the rafters with a puppeh hanging off her beak* Sorry folks. Puppeh latched on last night and I haven't been able to get him off me since then. /e shakes her beak causing the puppeh to swing around and around. And yes pugs are so ugly they cute! Mine was very smart too. I know people think they aren't but he was. He cared about food and pets. Outside of that he had little concerns. And he was a contented pug. /e turns on the waffle maker. Good Morning all!
  18. All pamcakes are pugcakes. So say the pugs!
  19. Dat's not a real pug! Cause a real pug woulda eat all those pamcakes! /e knows pugs.
  20. /e resets all the pamcake machines, cleans off the counter tops, washes the FBBC's, mops the floors, and checks to make sure the temporal interlocutor is still in working order. /e smiles and flutters up to the ceiling loft and watches the stars from the large open window while enjoying another mimosa from her camelbak. It was a pretty good weekend. Evening all.
  21. Oh my! It's like I won the lottery! /e picks out the Homer Simpson special first! Thanks Bunneh!
  22. /e sneaks in the upstairs window and hides on the upper rafters attempting to keep as dry as possible. I am sure no one will see me up here. I'll even whisper out 'Good Morning' to everyone. /e eyes a box of doughnuts on the counter...."Oh my...my weakness." /e dithers, "Do I risk the wettinging or stay here doughnut less?" *bites lower beak*
  23. FOUND THE CANADIAN! *tosses maple syrup and Tim Horton's at Puppeh!
  24. Rooks are clearly the more stately of all the corvidae.
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