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  1. rookery.
    Thanks to all the anonymous donators! You all RAWK!
  2. rookery.
    Well aren't you a dapper fellow? Looks like someone is headed to the cotillion this evening! I'll come with to give the place...uhm....class? And that's a BUSTLE! Don't say a thing!
  3. rookery.
    *sets more but different loot next to Becky* Everyone deserves a little loot...except for that one guy... he knows what he did. /e glares at that one guy. /e offers him pamcakes and orange juice Good Morning all! Hot enough for ya?
  4. rookery.
    Monday needed burning down but it was otherwise a fine day, except of course, for being a Monday. /e sets out pamcakes and waffles with strawberries and chocolate chips and whipped cream* /e notices they are still a sammich Don't even THNK about pulling out any more feathers! /e gives Puppeh the glare. Good Morning all!
  5. rookery.
    /e stomps across the moonscape, a thin orange glow around them with a yellow almost white center.. /e rars RAR! I'm a moon Muester! /e trips on a crater and lands on the toasted bread!
  6. rookery.
    Nigel's Friend is a BUM! He coulda been a contenda but now he's all washed up! And I am looking forward to the Monkey Fight club again!
  7. rookery.
    ((BTW It took me a minute to figure out a honkshew but once I did, I realized it's awesomeness!))
  8. rookery.
    /e rookwalks in the front door as the great Zamboni stunt of 2021 occurs and pauses for a moment, observing the chaos, the madness, the gloriousness of it and smiles, before petting Kitteh AND Puppeh. That was pretty freaking awesome! So much better than the Steam Roller Extravaganza of 2017 and that even had fireworks. /e sets out to eat a cheeseburger while dangling her feet over the shark pool. /e listens to Kitteh's honkshews and grows increasingly sleepy as well.
  9. rookery.
    It really kinda does doesn't it?
  10. rookery.
    /e flutters down from the ceiling rafters and wanders over to a small button on the far wall tilting their head to stare at it Pretty sure this has always been here but I don't remember ever pushing it before, which is weird cause it's a button and buttons are made to be pushed. In fact, I would be denying this button it's life's purpose by NOT pushing it and the mere act of not pushing it now must feel like torture to the button which I am totally against, so... I... think... /e pushes the button as a small sign glows above the button saying 'PRIDE mode ON' Oh! What does that mean? /e looks around to see all the brightly colored windows and Flying Bean Bag Chairs and flags and smiles, "Oh it's just like always." Welcome everyone! I hope everyone has a great month. /e sets the pamcake machine to full stack and pulls out enough syrup and OJ for everyone.
  11. rookery.
    Love the theme name AND love the poster! Thank you all for the work put into this!
  12. rookery.
    /e cocks an eye at the CAFFINATOR 50000000. That's a lotta zero's. I hope no one sets that thing to max or someone might achieve nirvana. /e pours a small mug of Max setting coffee and watches as the mug fades into an out of existence and change from a small white mugh to a larger mug with the phrase in comic Sans "I Hate Mondays!' on it to a reddish mug with a chip to a black squat mug... Oh! It seems the MUG has reached nirvana and become one with all mugdom becoming in essence, ALL mugs at the same time. Can't wait to taste this. /e lifts the everchanging mug to their beak and has a small sip and sits back waiting for the inevitable... which never happens. /e shrugs, "That is a good Cup of Joe." Afternoon all!
  13. rookery.
    Oh I'm fried . I did bartending. making drinks for the repeas. That stuff is hard work! Good now though! Puppeh can I watch Winter Soldier with you? /e knocks on the dog house door.
  14. rookery.
    A chunky boot drops from the rafters followed by a second one making loud thuds on the floor before a sleepy bird falls into the FBBC below. After a few moments, the Caffeinator 50000 hovers over to administer 'THE NUKULER OPTION' blend, a secret concoction of 12 herbs and spices and caffeine and energy drink before being mixed with a tiny cobalt uranium stirring spoon. /e slowly cracks and eye then a second one..."I LIVE!" /e makes a Sinistar noise and rises from the FBBC, "I ALSO HUNGER!" /e grabs a Poptart! Good Morning all!
  15. rookery.
    /e runs in, pets owl, helps puppeh by nomming several pieces of bacon shrapnel, waves to Kitteh, Bunney, Sackboy and Puppeh, then runs out. So much to do!
  16. rookery.
    /e pokes a head up from a deep depression in the purple FBBC (Flying Bean Bag Chair for those who might not know). /e sets about watching the sunrise with a giant bowl of Froot Loops while wearing fuzzy slippers. Good Morning everyone! Hope you all are doing well.
  17. rookery.
    /e checks the dictionary, "Sabbatical" can mean taking a year from tilling a field. Oh noes! Puppeh could be gone a whole year? ((Hope everything is ok Puppeh!)) Otherwise, Good Morning everyone!
  18. rookery.
    /e flutters down from the rafters and lands on a FBBC with a bagel. I hope everyone had a good weekend. /e looks for the cream cheese. /e knocks over a fifty five gallon drum of green goo Oops. I am sure that's fine. Just fine.... cleaner bots will clean that right up.
  19. rookery.
    I want a knife... for research purposes only.
  20. rookery.
    /e flutters down from the rafters and alights on the counter top to begin the mornings breakfast /e grabs the remote and turns on the giant Jumbotron TV levitating nearby, on it is playing this... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodfight! /e turns it off. "No. Just no." Good Morning all!
  21. rookery.
    *oofs at a flying Puppeh and then together they fly into a giant replica of the Eiffle Tower made entirely from match sticks* And I was on my last stickkkkkkkkkkk!
  22. rookery.
    /e points a wing at the fridge. " to keep it cool."
  23. rookery.
    /e flutters down from the rafters IV drip still attacked to the COFFEE BLASTER 50000 and begins to make breakfast. Waffles, pamcakes, blintz, beignets, croissants, toast, cinnamon toast, French Toast, German toast, fruit salads, bear claws, powdered donuts, crepes, ham, bacon, sausage, buttermilk biscuits, scattered smothered covered and gouged hashbrowns, aaaaaand....strawberries and bananas. /e collapses into a pile of feathers. Good Morning all!
  24. rookery.
    Straight to the lungs! That's the way to do it! Thanks Puppeh!
  25. rookery.
    NNOOOOOOOOO! All the comfort and hugs. 😞
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