I love city of heroes, but the AI is very simple and I have to imagine certain scenes in the training of the villain groups:
"Now, this is important, if your mini-gun needs to cool down, take the chance to punch the hero. You're enhanced 8 ft tall nazi super-soldiers, use that."
"All right, so if they're close enough, then I should punch them, got it, makes sense."
"Hey, that's specialized training you're not ready for. No, no... you should get in range to punch them while you're gun is cooling down."
"Okay... now... umm, say there's an godzilla girl roughly as tall as we are, surrounded in fire, and we just saw her melt a dozen 15 ft battle robots and five 10 ft werewolves?"
"Did I say something confusing? Shoot her, then, while the gun is cooling down, run up and punch her."
"Into the fire..."
"Yes. Into the fire, that's where she is, isn't it?"
"But won't I die?"
"Are you doubting the chem... I mean genetic modifications we've given you? Step forward and punch her for the column.... Now, you ranged lot... you stay put and keep shooting."
"Oh thank the Center... I mean, right sir, we keep shooting."
"And if the hero takes cover, take the shortest route possible towards them until you have line of effect."
"What if they're just... waiting just around the corner to gather us into a big clump and do an AoE alpha=strike?"
"Are you daring to say these foolish so-called heroes use tactics superior to our own?!"
"No sir!"
"Good... now, you... snipers. Just don't move and keep shooting. Never ever move."
"Right, don't move until the hero makes us run."
"When did I say that?! Don't move... if the hero comes at you keep shooting!"
"And if I'm thrown away by a super-strength or grave troller?"
"Then stand where they threw you and shoot. It's not rocket science. Now... Rabbits."
"Yes sir."
"Do one or two annoying things... then teleport away for 20 seconds."
"If I can't port?"
"Then fly, of course... run. Now, that's training done! Go defeat our foes!"