Looking For Diabolical Partner in Crime

[CrudeVileTerror]

I've got this idea for a little something-something, but I'm going to need a cohort to pull it off.

If you're an evil one and you like the cut of my typical jib, please go ahead and give me a poke.

We'll see what may come of this . . . *clasps tentacles together* Yesssss . . . 

[EmmySky]

I like the cut of your typical jib but I am not at all villainous.  I am a die-hard smartass and quite jaded and cynical if that is up your alley.  

 

I dont have tentacles so will a toe-to-tentacle tap do for greeting?  I swear its not a kick!

 

Edit:  the voices in my head say I should be upfront about being a criminal mastermind, I told them yeah sure but I have too much moral fiber to carry out any of the .... No wait..I did not make any plans.  You cant prove anything!.......

Edited November 8, 2020 by EmmySky

[Giovanni Valia]

Sounds ominous. I'm in.

[CrudeVileTerror]

Toe-to-tentacle action sounds good to me, @EmmySky!