catsi563 Posted January 27, 2022 Share Posted January 27, 2022 * a courtroom just outside teh litterbox and acrtoss the yard form TAs pool and teh corner store**within a moutain troll presides as bailiff and a googley eyed catsi plushy sits behind the judges assistants desk*All rise for teh honorable judge catsi. kitty court is now in session.*Catsi comes out wearing cooky robe and funny red rubber nose, sits behind judges desk on a booster seat**bangs toy gavel on desk* *GAVEL GAVEL*=^_^= Mew Mew!! Tankies bailiff moutain troll first case please. My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moggie Posted January 30, 2022 Share Posted January 30, 2022 Your Catsiness! I have to bring in a missing fursons case to the court! I'm pretty sure I'm lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancrusher Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Whut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 the court finds that moggies is lost and order a gps and 2 blind ducks to be her guide. *gavel gavel* Next case My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanklet Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 ((Now this makes me want to create a thread for a nonkitteh court O_O #inspired)) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted January 31, 2022 Author Share Posted January 31, 2022 *beans ranklet onna noggin wif squeaky gavel* the court so orders make a record of that in the transcript *catsi plushies googly eyes roll and plushy face plants* =@_@= What do you mean by that?? dont look at the desk when im talking to you Next case please My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korith Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Your honor, I move that the catnip cookies be restocked in the infinite cookie machine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancrusher Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 Man, where's that dude that made the Paragon City Animal Control Officer, when we need him? 😄 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PluckySidekick Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Your Honor, I have a small supply of CBD treats for when my kitteh is stressed. She had become quite adamant that I leave the top off said treat bin so that she may decide which days are stressful and not me. I disagree. What say you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Share Posted February 12, 2022 22 hours ago, Korith said: Your honor, I move that the catnip cookies be restocked in the infinite cookie machine. =O_O= wait!! They arent allready?? =>_<= Plushy you had one job *BEANS catsi plushy wif squeaky gavel* *squeaky gavel comes flying back and beans judge* =@_@= the court so orders *collapse* next case please My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Share Posted February 12, 2022 15 hours ago, PluckySidekick said: Your Honor, I have a small supply of CBD treats for when my kitteh is stressed. She had become quite adamant that I leave the top off said treat bin so that she may decide which days are stressful and not me. I disagree. What say you? Compromise get a bigger supply of treats leave a bowl of the treats out and keep the top on the box *nod nod* next case *gavel gavel^ My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted February 12, 2022 Author Share Posted February 12, 2022 20 hours ago, Cancrusher said: Man, where's that dude that made the Paragon City Animal Control Officer, when we need him? 😄 hes in the pound for catnip dealing My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chase Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 Fur honor, De Hai Preest of da Nekonomnomicon sez he is being purrsecuted by da heroeses. Doing whatefur he wants is part of his Relishun. Da heroeses sez "ok, We's also followin Nekonomnomicon. We do whatefur we want too, and we wants tah chaseses da Hia Preest moar." Halp! Some of my CoH stuff. Old and newish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted February 15, 2022 Author Share Posted February 15, 2022 On 2/14/2022 at 2:58 PM, chase said: Fur honor, De Hai Preest of da Nekonomnomicon sez he is being purrsecuted by da heroeses. Doing whatefur he wants is part of his Relishun. Da heroeses sez "ok, We's also followin Nekonomnomicon. We do whatefur we want too, and we wants tah chaseses da Hia Preest moar." Halp! Well is everyone having fun? if so then keep chasing its good exercise for everyone if not the courst suggests randomly placed landmines to really up the Suprise factor *gavel gavel* Ok thats an hour recess for lunch! *gavel gavel* 1 My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted February 16, 2022 Author Share Posted February 16, 2022 all rise Kitty Court is back in session. teh honorable judge catsi presiding *walk out to chair plop down in chair* Next case please *gavel gavel* My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moggie Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 Fur Honor! I wanted to spend the day on a comfy blanket in my sunbeam and they dragged me off to WERK! I object! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsi563 Posted February 17, 2022 Author Share Posted February 17, 2022 the court rules wif teh moggies. and orders sunbeams and naps and treats *gavel gavel*' next case please My Dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but youll have to settle for the aid of a second rate pick pocket ~Schmendrick So you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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