A few of my favorites:
Rat'$ A$$ - As in 'I don't give a...', which could be modified to 'I don't give a Flying Rat'$ a$$'
which leads to a Fledermaus, then FlederMausMan - but I digress...
Much Grass - Muchas Grasias
Fair To Midland
Schmegma (don't know if that was mentioned before...)
Schmedlap (a reference to some generic person)
Anywell - Cross between Anyway and Oh Well
There may be more later.
--Rishidian
Sorry - this is my 1st post. I haven't set up my avatar yet...
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
