Pocket D, Missed Connections

[Harris]

I was eating a hot pocket. You were a catgirl.

 

You said "I'll be your hotpocket."

 

Contact me at [email protected]

[chase]

... I just gotta ask.  HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT CONNECTION? 

 

What'd you do?

• Finish your hot pocket and she was gone?
  
• Nemesis crash the party?
  
• Distracted by carnie wardrobe malfunction?
  
• Someone bombard the place with flash grenades?
  
• A nemesis carnie automaton with strategically-installed flash grenades drawing attention via a wardrobe malfunction while you were finishing your hot pocket?
  

 

[StoneColdJoker]

I am deeply heart broken that there is not more to this thread. Amazing start though. 

[Harris]

Need this thread again. Didn't want to make a new one. I'll be brief. Feel free to leave similar posts here.

 

I had a zip lock bag full of bacon hanging outof my back pocket. You were pretending to go for the bag. You said "meat snack".

 

I said "hey that's my bacon". You stole one of the thumb off of my cybernetic hand and ran away. I want my thumb back, but let's get some food.

 

Contact at Ordinance@superhumanmail.com

[Clichecaligirl]

I tend to come out of pocket D rp with more r/LetsNotMeet stories than missed connections, unfortunately...

[Harris]

I had just eaten 15 soft shell tacos and a 7/11 egg salad sandwich earlier that day. You were coming out of the bathroom adjacent to the one I was entering.

 

You looked at me and shouted "go getem slugger" as I went in.

 

Let's talk.

 

Contact at Ordinance@superhumanmail.com

[Harris]

Hello, if you're reading this you know who you are. You tore off my cybernetic arms and began to juggle them. You were much taller than me and made fun if me when you managed to hold them just out if reach which is impressive because my height slider is maxed out.

 

I want my arms back. Also coffee.

 

Contact at Ordinance@superhumanmail.com

[Coyotedancer]

Semnai: "I *knew* there was a reason why I avoid that Abyss-forsaken club like a proverbial plague..."