Villains, Villeins, Villans!

[Scarlet Shocker]

Alright, villains, villains, villains!
Come on in villains lovers!
Here on Indomitable, we’re slashing heroes in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of villains, this is a villains blow out!
Alright, we got white villains, black villains, red villains, yellow villains. We got hot villains, cold villains. We got wet villains. We got smelly villains. We got hairy villains, bloody villains. We got snapping villains. We got silk villains, velvet villains, naugahyde villains. We even got good villains, bad villains, ugly villains.
C'mon, you want villains, come on in villains Lovers!
If we don't got it, you don't want it!
Come on in villains lovers!
Attention villains shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny villains sale!
If you buy one piece of villains at the regular price, you get another piece of villains of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat villains for a penny!
You can find better villains anywhere than red side Indomitable!

[Luminara]

6 minutes ago, Scarlet Shocker said:

villains blow

 

That would explain why they're on every street corner.

[Scarlet Shocker]

42 minutes ago, Luminara said:

 

That would explain why they're on every street corner.

 

good job!

[PeregrineFalcon]

Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were villains! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!

[Snarky]

a great vampire with a great pitch