Yo, heroes and villains, gather ‘round,
Check out these servers, the best in town!
On Excelsior lot we got deals so fly,
Biggest crowd around—blink once, they’ll team you dry!
Need a Task Force fast? Don’t stress, don’t pout,
General chat’s poppin’—you’ll laugh, then log out!
Now Everlasting showroom, RP all day,
Characters so deep, you’ll forget it’s a play.
Redside, Blueside, acting scenes on the block,
It’s Paragon Theater with a pocket full o’ sock!
Over at Indomitable, it’s tough, it’s lean,
Population’s lighter but the vibe’s real clean.
Saw Ellen Ripley with a Blaster in AP?
Yeah, that’s the tone—low-key but geeky!
And don’t forget Victory, the new car smell,
Fresh server on the lot, where solo shines well.
Small crowd, big hearts, it’s a family ride,
Bring your cape and cowl, and some pride Redside!
So if you’re lookin’ for a server that fits your groove,
Step on down to Paragon Proving Grounds Used Moves™!
We slash the lag, buff the fun, roll out in style—
City of Heroes rap-deal, worth your while! 🎶