ThaOGDreamWeaver

Soul Santa - Brook Benton

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please." -- definitely Mark Twain (as interviewed by Rudyard Kipling)

Heh. It is one of my favourite pub quiz maths questions. If you totalled all the items my true love gave to me in the song... There is a song that plagues Brits far worse. Do any other countries play Whamageddon? It's a survival game that involves doing anything and everything to avoid hearing Last Christmas by Wham, whereupon you will be sent to Whamhalla. (Covers and remixes are fine: deliberately trapping your mates using Alexa, playlists, radio requests etc commits you to Whamhell. Double-Whamhell if you're a DJ.)

Blessed Yule, y'all. And for everyone else... sing along.

Yes, I've seen and loved Enchanted (and unfortunately seen the D+ only sequel, the appropriately-titled Disenchanted. Which...was... not... great. The whole bit about "is this movie necessary" very much applies to sequels). Amy Adams is awesome and what a breakthrough movie. McDreamy somehow doesn't project his usual charisma as her urban handsome prince, but James, Tim, Idina and Susan knock it out of the park. It's also stuffed with Disney in-jokes. Really nerdy one below... I don't think they'd have had a crack at this kind of script without Lilo & Stitch and its parody trailers going first. And Disney certainly seems a touch less po-faced about their image since.

My partner turned down the idea of Red One for the niecelets, but is currently enjoying "A Very Corgi Christmas" without a hint of irony. And if it's between that and a Rock movie, the corgi's got more range. But let's be fair: you want the Rock to be the Rock, (including being a miserable, self-entitled PITA on and off set), hire The Rock and frame the movie (or his part of it) around The Rock doing Rock stuff. You want a beefy guy who can do the action actor lunk schtick and unleash a whole bunch of skillsets when needed, not to mention show up and work like a trouper, you get Dave Bautista. Red One didn't have the best first couple of weeks - and having Wicked ($112m opening weekend, $144m so far) and Gladiator II ($55m open, $67m to date) hoovering up the wide bookings across Thanksgiving is NOT going to help a Christmas flick get its legs back. One last fun box office fact: Red One is currently on about the same numbers as this year's other big Christmas-themed release... Terrifier 3. PS / EDIT: what's wrong with a good Hallmark movie?

I'm slightly ambivalent about the Lilo and Stitch do-over for different reasons. It's probably my favourite non-Pixar Disney movie, and proved those guys do have something of a sense of humour. Not to mention someone capturing the sheer joy/terror/shock of catching your first wave in animation. Writer/director Chris Sanders is only back as the voice of Stitch, as he's now contracted to DreamWorks: so I'm hoping the new crew will mess with it a bit and play with some new ideas.

…but how do we know he’s NOT Mel Torme?

Surely I can't be serious? I'm afraid I am. (And don't call me Shirley). As one third of the ZAZ comedy team with David and Jerry Zucker, Jim took aim at terrible genre movies and civilised punctuation with Airplane!, Top Secret!, Hot Shots!, and of course Police Squad! and its big-screen cousin Naked Gun. Exclamation mark abuse was not the only sign of the trio's diseased minds, assaulting theatres with groan-worthy sight gags, vicious puns and the odd exploding chicken. They also delivered some straighter, darker comedy with the classic Ruthless People, and Jim even tried a little Shakespeare adaptation with Big Business. Jim semi-retired in the late 90s, chipping in on various projects like Scary Movie, and was living happily in Santa Monica. He will be missed by family, friends, and anyone who knows a little German, prefers their coffee black, or appreciates good driver discipline.

Stevie Wonder - Boogie On Reggae Woman

...and you thought Colin Farrell was a scary Penguin... Great to see W&G back - on both the BBC and Netflix. Ben Whitehead doing a cracking job impersonating the late, great Peter Sallis, and already some nice punchy gags just in these two minutes. Also: Mack was right. Never, ever trust a robot.

Somehow, the thread returned... There's only a few scant clips and details about Andor S2 so far, but from the looks of things... ...the direction is still absolutely on point. Just look at the setup for this frame, dammit. How you can see those characters relate to each other just with position, expressions and costume coding. And, yes, wardrobe crew and location scouts are still on point as well.

Or going the other way: Vikings definitely made it to Newfoundland, and may have explored further. So you could have the Berk crew running into some First Nations legends like Wendigo or Qalupalik, or land further south and meet a Thunderbird.

Hard agree. Toothless looks like he's had hours of detail and love in the CGI studio, but somehow... not as much soul as the animated version. I'm also not sure from the "first pets" bit whether they created a practical head for Toothless or if he's all CGI. For closeups (in things like GoT and HotD), having a real animatronic build makes all the difference for audiences and actors. We can tell, not just from the detail shading and lighting, but from how an actor behaves. A tennis ball on a stick is a difficult thing to relate to. And I guess since both humans and dragons were animated with the same techniques and style in the original, you had an easier time accepting them as part of that world. Now, I'm looking at the art and thinking "that's nice, but it's not real", rather than just getting on with the story. Very personal pet peeve: it also sounds like they've messed with that musical score - way better than a kids' adventure movie deserved, and now showing up as shorthand for Scotland in every damn cheap TV production. (But we don't mind a bit🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿). It sounds like they've handed it to one of those YouTubers who Epic-izes things. YARGH. When something's this good already, why mess with it?

...thiiiis is the vooooiiice of the Mysterons... we knoooooww that youuu can heeeaaarr us, Earthmen... 🟢🟢 (that's the sorta-kids version). Yeah, I don't think I could party on Mars anyway. The place has no atmosphere, it's cold-hearted and has no magnetism. The core stopped spinning eons ago, leaving Mars unprotected from solar winds - which for us just make pretty lights thanks to our magnetosphere. But as an unshielded planet, it's been stripped practically bare, and is bathed in constant radiation: about 50x that of Earth. And that's much higher if a solar flare hits. We may have a better option in the Solar System: Callisto. She may have an icy exterior but a warm heart: and is far enough away from Jupiter that her bigger neighbour isn't a problem. Surface radiation is 10x Earth average - but below the average in Scotland, so the worst side effect would be lots of pale ginger people. Best of all, lots and lots of water, and that's fuel, air, and life.