Skyhawke

When I first started here back in May, I boticed a few asshats here and there. Nothing new for the internet, mmos or people in general. I have, however, noticed that for the past month or so I haven't seen one such person. The worst I've seen is a bad joke falling flat in a chat channel. Now, when subpar comedy is your biggest worry in a game, that's something special. (Please note, sometimes the jokes are mine)

Half human. Half sasquatch. All woman.

The things you see during a mother ship raid.

"I am going to have coffee with Christian Grey...and I hate coffee."

Ah, I see my internet slang version of the thesaurus has arrived.

I'll also chime in and say that I play on Indomitable (first I picked when I started, I do not do pvp at all) and I've been in the pvp zones purely for badges and been the only one there every time. So, at least to my observations, pvp is either dead or on life support.

Wow, the Konami code has really changed since my day. 😮

The real question is: Why would you bring sense even near the internet? Are you trying to get it killed? 😬

Dude! Get off the phone, this old lady’s stealing my purse!

And now all I can think about is this:

Doooooooooom!!! Oh hey, servers are up...gotta go. Um...doom? Kay bye. (runs off to kill Skulls)

Le sigh...back to working like a commoner, I guess.

I’ll have to run this by my attorney over at Dewey Cheatum & Howe.

I'm tempted to reply. I mean, what if she is the front runner for a wealthy Prince that needs my help with legal fees? I could be missing out on millions because I'm cynical!

Well, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. Has anyone else been hit with one of these? Maybe she wants to talk about my killer Ill/Kin Controller build?

Where is your hand? Between two pillows. Those aren't pillows!

"What doest thou mean 'look more like Orlando Bloom'?"

"Yeaaaah, Okay...see, we're gonna have to move you down into the basement, Milton." 'But, Countess Crey said I could listen to my music as long as it was at acceptable levels.'

This new Murphy Computer is amazing.

As many have said, the Homecoming servers have been back for "awhile" now and some/most of us have gotten past the idea that the rug will be pulled at any moment. My time in COH isn't as rabid as it was when I first found Homecoming, but I'm still here. It's now integrated into my free time, but not taking all my free time. I've gone a week without playing and I've spent an entire Saturday running through the Praetoria arc. It waxes and wanes, but will continue until it can't.

Yep, he worked there many moons ago. He loooooves Rolemaster ( keeps trying to get me to join, but I just can’t get into it) and will happily chew your ear off about it if you stop by.

While you’re at Gen Con, swing by the Iron Crown booth. No swag ☹️, but my friend Nick looks like and does a good impression of the Yarp guy from Hot Fuzz.