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/e is enjoying the lava waterfalls and the giraffe-walrus hybrid wrestling out on the plains, a popular pastime in Tangiers, when there is a knock at the door.

 

Well who could that be? If it is another soul warranty salesman I will likely scream and then buy yet another policy from them. You NEVER turn down a soul warranty salesman...don't want to get them angry.

 

/e opens the door to see a package and upon opening it, sees the Puppeh, sound asleep.

 

/e picks up Puppeh and puts them in their lap. "Aw, you came to visit me...you know you coulda just imagined yourself here like I did."

 

/e pulls out a plat of donuts from thin air, setting them on a nearby counter, and pets the puppeh as they go back to watching the wrestling.

 

Good Morning all!

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*Wanders in and grabs a donut*

 

In other news the Super Sekrit Rookery Super Sonic Super Duper Transport (SSRSSSDT for short) is working, I got here in like no time at all!

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*FWOOOMPS in with a burst of glitter, dragging a big sack*

 

Here's your history back Rook.

 

"Curls up on the arm of Rookys chair to watch the wrasslin*

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And the complete lack of a coherent plot, no character development, the complete lack of logic. Someone wanted to create a rip off of Winter Soldier and string together moments without bothering to think of an actual story. Black Widow should have been an intense, intelligent spy thriller. What we got was a bombastic action film that ripped off 75% of it's story from a better movie.

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1 hour ago, Hugbert said:

And the complete lack of a coherent plot, no character development, the complete lack of logic. Someone wanted to create a rip off of Winter Soldier and string together moments without bothering to think of an actual story. Black Widow should have been an intense, intelligent spy thriller. What we got was a bombastic action film that ripped off 75% of it's story from a better movie.

your kidding the sovist super soliders and a plot 

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Spoiler warning.....

 

<spoiler>

Easy, why did Ylena and Natasha fight? Ylena SENT HER A MESSAGE! Clearly Ylena knows who Black Widow is, knows she is an Avenger. So why the distrust? Natasha went there LOOKING FOR YLENA! So... why did they fight? There is no logical reason for that.

 

Why did Natasha complain about that guy not having a jet for them when the prison break REQUIRED A HELICOPTER! They couldn't have done it with a jet.

 

Why didn't Draykov just mind control the Red Guardian? Why waste a super soldier when he could just control his brain? This could go on and on. The writing was AWFUL.

</spoiler>

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17 hours ago, Hugbert said:

Spoiler warning.....

 

<spoiler>

Easy, why did Ylena and Natasha fight? Ylena SENT HER A MESSAGE! Clearly Ylena knows who Black Widow is, knows she is an Avenger. So why the distrust? Natasha went there LOOKING FOR YLENA! So... why did they fight? There is no logical reason for that.

 

Why did Natasha complain about that guy not having a jet for them when the prison break REQUIRED A HELICOPTER! They couldn't have done it with a jet.

 

Why didn't Draykov just mind control the Red Guardian? Why waste a super soldier when he could just control his brain? This could go on and on. The writing was AWFUL.

</spoiler>

all those are explained in the comics 

Natasha left her and blew up her boss she was a unwanted element in russia it the same in the comics

quinjet are invisible harder to shoot 

because Red Guardian  gained strong will with super serum 

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You cannot count things from supplemental materials, it's either in the movie or it is not. And they didn't say QUINJET, they said JET.

 

And the fighting between the sisters still makes no sense. They tried to kill each other. Story was full of holes and complete nonsense.

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17 hours ago, Hugbert said:

You cannot count things from supplemental materials, it's either in the movie or it is not. And they didn't say QUINJET, they said JET.

 

And the fighting between the sisters still makes no sense. They tried to kill each other. Story was full of holes and complete nonsense.

the sisters are trained assassins with a lot of competiveness one is russian agent one is a shield aagent they are distrustful 

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Very good ending, Loki is my favorite Marvel series so far. Would have preferred He Who Remains to be a little less... manic. But it was good

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