Ozzy was, without a doubt, one of the out-and-out funniest guys in rock and roll.
"I left the band due to musical differences. They were musical... I was... different."
"I've done my share of bad things in life. Probably your share as well."
"I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I’ve made a career out of it now."
"I don’t think we [Black Sabbath] ever got a good review for anything we did. Which is why I never bother with reviews. Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don’t read reviews, I mean I don’t read reviews."
"The only Black Magic we ever got into was the box of chocolates."
...and on that note, my favourite Ozzy story that's come out these last couple of days.
Back in the early days of Sabbath, earnest young proto-Goths would gather around their dressing room, and on one occasion, lit candles and began praying to Satan.
Ozzy wandered out, sat with them for a bit, sang Happy Birthday to them and blew them out.
BTW: the gig, merch, and associated spinoff single have raised north of £140m ($190m) and still counting for two children's hospitals and Parkinson's research.