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    Good Morning Everlasting!

    in Everlasting

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    • I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
    • "My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."
    • "Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"
    • "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
    • "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
    • "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
    • "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints."
    • "If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims."
    • "I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."
    • "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?" "A satisfactory."
    • "Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems."
    • "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"
    • "Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."
    • "What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."
    • "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
    • "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
    • "How does the moon cut his hair?" "Eclipse it."
    • "What did one wall say to the other?" "I'll meet you at the corner."
    • "What did the zero say to the eight?" "That belt looks good on you."
    • "A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'"
    • "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
    • "I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing."
    • "What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?"
    • "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
    • "What does a sprinter eat before a race?" "Nothing, they fast!"
    • "Where do you learn to make a banana split?" "Sundae school."
    • "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"
    • "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
    • "What do you call a poor Santa Claus?" "St. Nickel-less."
    • "I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind."
    • "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."
    • "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
    • "My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!"
    • "How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut."
    • "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."
    • "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
    • "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
    • "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
    • "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
    • "What did one hat say to the other?" "Stay here! I'm going on ahead."
    • "Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones."
    • "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me."
    • "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
    • "What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?" "Yellow!"
    • "This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."
    • "What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen."
    • "Dad, can you put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire."
    • "How do you make 7 even?" "Take away the s."
    • "How does a taco say grace?" "Lettuce pray."
    • "What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y."
    • "Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."
    • "What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."
    • "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
    • "I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction."
    • "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
    • "What does a bee use to brush its hair?" "A honeycomb!"
    • "How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it."
    • "Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!"
    • "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese."
    • "My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line."
    • "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!"
    • "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together."
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    Good Morning Everlasting!

    in Everlasting

    Posted

    • "Why is Peter Pan always flying?" "He neverlands."
    • "How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?" "By its bark."
    • "I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me."
    • "It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa."
    • "What do you call a hot dog on wheels?" "Fast food!"
    • "Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents."
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    Good Morning Everlasting!

    in Everlasting

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    45 minutes ago, SoylentPlaid said:

    *boot lands with a terrible Kerplunk*

     

    *Ninjafairykitten head pops out, with the rest of the ninjafairykitten attached* 

     

    =@.@=

     

    *Faceplants*

     

    =X.x=

    o noes! call 911!!! begins CPR 

    Good Morning Everlasting!

    in Everlasting

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    12 hours ago, rookery. said:

    Hugbert has a way of saying the thing in a most succinct manner.

     

    /e sets out donuts for everyone.

     

    It's Donut day at the center so I brought them all donuts so bringing you all donuts as well.

     

    /e hops around before flopping into a FBBC and riding it out the front door to nom on a pink glazed donut with sprinkles while watching the sunrise.

     

    Homer Simpson Donut..... 

     

    /e drools

    Rook some one asked me if I was free tonight

    I told them no im expensive every day 😃

     

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