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  • 2 weeks later
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Life advice. 
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WAKE UP YA MISCREANTS AND... HEY, GET YOUR OWN DAMN SIGNATURE.

Look out for me being generally cool, stylish and funny (delete as applicable) on Excelsior.

 

  • 2 weeks later
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This is - low key - one of the most terrifying brags I've ever heard! MY MAN!!!
 



"OFFENSIVE SECURITY."

Oh dear. Oh my. My advice to any script kiddie trying to play tricks on this man?

RUN!!!

Some of my favorite comments on the video above so far have been: 
 

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This is the IT version of "Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written."

 

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There is no bigger threat from a curious hacker than a sincere, "you have my full and undivided attention"


 

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Basically "but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career."

 

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8 hours ago, Dynamo-Joe said:

This is the IT version of "Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written."

 

...I may have to use these in work emails now when someone tries to mansplain tech I helped design to me.

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WAKE UP YA MISCREANTS AND... HEY, GET YOUR OWN DAMN SIGNATURE.

Look out for me being generally cool, stylish and funny (delete as applicable) on Excelsior.

 

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That complete lack of hesitation at the end there IS A MOOD!!! 

 

Also - this is a reminder that the REAL challenge to writing good supervillains is to make their goals either unachievable via normal means, or to make the money gathering only the TINIEST part of the overall plan! 😆

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Tip for TV/film writers.

Think like Nile Rodgers: dessert first. Never save the best stuff for Season 2 or sequels.

 

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WAKE UP YA MISCREANTS AND... HEY, GET YOUR OWN DAMN SIGNATURE.

Look out for me being generally cool, stylish and funny (delete as applicable) on Excelsior.

 

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Nerd joke level… astronomical.

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…let’s see how many of you dig that one.

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WAKE UP YA MISCREANTS AND... HEY, GET YOUR OWN DAMN SIGNATURE.

Look out for me being generally cool, stylish and funny (delete as applicable) on Excelsior.

 

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