We need this, right?

[Ukase]

I almost put this in suggestions/feedback, but since it's a joke, I'll put it here.
 

I know this has something to do with pineapple on pizza, but not sure what. 

 

[Shenanigunner]

Only if it comes with the Banana Peel AoE attack.

 

I love it when YT'ers rediscover things like basic physics. Preferably with a really good faceplant involved.

[Techwright]

Now try it with dried pineapple.  Remove the water content.

 

< not a science bro.

[Snarky]

11 minutes ago, Techwright said:

Now try it with dried pineapple.  Remove the water content.

 

< not a science bro.

i was going to snarkily mention that.  or "while building the full suit" the components dry out.  or that beautiful moment when it dries out mid experiment.

 

this is a path to the burn unit.

 

this expeiment explains what is hidden in the pineapple (water) and the effects of water on a lit on fire situation.

 

Boiling Water in a Paper Cup | Science project | Education.com

[Gobbledygook]

I'm going to need to return to this later, for reasons...

[Scarlet Shocker]

From Pineapple to Pine casket in one simple lesson.

[Ukase]

For me, the most amusing part was the dude went out and bought pineapples to literally make a shield to test it. That's a lot of pizza toppings, if that's how you roll. 

[Techwright]

6 hours ago, Ukase said:

For me, the most amusing part was the dude went out and bought pineapples to literally make a shield to test it. That's a lot of pizza toppings, if that's how you roll. 

 

I'd rather staple pineapple to a shield and use it to defend myself against a blowtorch rather than put it on pizza.  Which is to say "hard NO" to both.

 

EDIT:  the jury's still out on cottage cheese topping.

Edited August 3, 2024 by Techwright