Update Newsie NPC text

[Troo]

existing examples

 

[NPC] Newsie: Extra Extra!! Step right up! Heroes running around with two weapons in their hands! You got it! Dual Blades!

[NPC] Newsie: New invention sets!! Super Rares, too! Heroes are more powerful than ever! Read all about it!

[Greycat]

Yeah. Those have been... overdue for a change. I don't know how hard it is to update the list they pull from, or if some have specific lists, but... yeah. Question is what to update them to.

 

"Strange goings-on in Dark Astoria! StrangER goings on, I mean!"

"City official says nothing broken, loud noise was from facepalm of multiple developers after change called easy!"

 

Do we try to put page/issue updates in as newsie items? (Trying to turn those into lore-sounding items can get ... cringey.) "Multiple Sentinels accused or being stoners! Investigation underway!"

[Yomo Kimyata]

55 minutes ago, Greycat said:

Yeah. Those have been... overdue for a change. I don't know how hard it is to update the list they pull from, or if some have specific lists, but... yeah. Question is what to update them to.

 

 

Scrub The Onion website for titles.

[Rudra]

1 hour ago, Greycat said:

"City official says nothing broken, loud noise was from facepalm of multiple developers after change called easy!"

THIS one! Definitely this one! 😄