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Mike Morbid
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In this thread: people present the most useless superpower they can imagine. Then other people try to think of ways that superpeople can make it useful in fights/crime fighting/rescues, before presenting their own useless power.

 

Here's one to start us off; summon toothpicks.

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On 4/7/2022 at 1:14 PM, Mike Morbid said:

summon toothpicks.

What are the rules?  summon range, do they hurt  you in a sense you now have spiked knuckles or a way to grapple/climb

Something brutal like some toothpicks in the brain to something comical like a stepping on lego scenario

 

Helium Manipulation

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On 4/19/2022 at 3:42 AM, kelika2 said:

 

Helium Manipulation

 

Helium is a noble gas and can be used to block all sorts of chemical reactions by replacing one or more of the components needed for said reaction.  This includes snuffing out most fires via excluding oxygen.  You can also easily suffocate someone by pumping their lungs full of it.

 

 

Violin Control

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3 hours ago, Black Zot said:

Violin Control

 

That's easy - you can win bets against the Devil.

 

 

...um, Superhuman Tardiness.  No matter how much you plan ahead, you're always late to something.

 

 

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9 hours ago, DougGraves said:

super sense of taste

 

 

 

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...there already is a heroine with that power, dahlink. (And I bought those glasses when I got a bob.)

 

Plushie Mastery

 

WAKE UP YA MISCREANTS AND... HEY, GET YOUR OWN DAMN SIGNATURE.

Look out for me being generally cool, stylish and funny (delete as applicable) on Excelsior.

 

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6 hours ago, DougGraves said:

 

who?

 

Edna Mode - very much a fashion superhero, with absolutely impeccable taste - and a knack for building around a cape's needs.

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WAKE UP YA MISCREANTS AND... HEY, GET YOUR OWN DAMN SIGNATURE.

Look out for me being generally cool, stylish and funny (delete as applicable) on Excelsior.

 

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20 minutes ago, ThaOGDreamWeaver said:

 

Edna Mode - very much a fashion superhero, with absolutely impeccable taste - and a knack for building around a cape's needs.

 

oh, that sense of taste.  I was thinking the other kind of taste.

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