Making the best of it

[Mike Morbid]

In this thread: people present the most useless superpower they can imagine. Then other people try to think of ways that superpeople can make it useful in fights/crime fighting/rescues, before presenting their own useless power.

 

Here's one to start us off; summon toothpicks.

[kelika2]

  On 4/7/2022 at 5:14 PM, Mike Morbid said:

summon toothpicks.

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What are the rules?  summon range, do they hurt  you in a sense you now have spiked knuckles or a way to grapple/climb

Something brutal like some toothpicks in the brain to something comical like a stepping on lego scenario

 

Helium Manipulation

[Black Zot]

  On 4/19/2022 at 6:42 AM, kelika2 said:

 

Helium Manipulation

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Helium is a noble gas and can be used to block all sorts of chemical reactions by replacing one or more of the components needed for said reaction.  This includes snuffing out most fires via excluding oxygen.  You can also easily suffocate someone by pumping their lungs full of it.

 

 

Violin Control

[TheOtherTed]

  On 4/20/2022 at 11:01 AM, Black Zot said:

Violin Control

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That's easy - you can win bets against the Devil.

 

 

...um, Superhuman Tardiness.  No matter how much you plan ahead, you're always late to something.

 

 

Edited April 20, 2022 by TheOtherTed
None of your business.

[DougGraves]

Superhuman Tardiness - you would be invulnerable to attacks, you would show up after the attack.

 

super sense of taste

Edited April 22, 2022 by DougGraves

[ThaOGDreamWeaver]

  On 4/22/2022 at 3:34 AM, DougGraves said:

super sense of taste

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...there already is a heroine with that power, dahlink. (And I bought those glasses when I got a bob.)

 

Plushie Mastery

 

[DougGraves]

  On 4/22/2022 at 1:12 PM, ThaOGDreamWeaver said:

...there already is a heroine with that power, dahlink. (And I bought those glasses when I got a bob.)

 

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who?

[ThaOGDreamWeaver]

  On 4/22/2022 at 3:05 PM, DougGraves said:

 

who?

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Edna Mode - very much a fashion superhero, with absolutely impeccable taste - and a knack for building around a cape's needs.

[DougGraves]

  On 4/22/2022 at 9:58 PM, ThaOGDreamWeaver said:

 

Edna Mode - very much a fashion superhero, with absolutely impeccable taste - and a knack for building around a cape's needs.

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oh, that sense of taste.  I was thinking the other kind of taste.