Scarlet Shocker Posted January 11 Posted January 11 I got two yesterday just twitting about which is extraordinary. Made me wonder if there's something different. If going to space for 11 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm probably an expert gynaecologist.
Luminara Posted January 11 Posted January 11 No. Get busy living... or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.
ivanhedgehog Posted January 12 Posted January 12 one of those is mine! I must of dropped it when the dog ate my homework! raelly, you can trust me🤪 1
Snarky Posted January 12 Posted January 12 On 1/12/2025 at 2:51 AM, ivanhedgehog said: raelly, you can trust me🤪 Expand Must have been your spelling homework 🧛 1 1
Scarlet Shocker Posted January 12 Author Posted January 12 On 1/12/2025 at 2:21 AM, lemming said: RNG giveth and taketh. Expand How can it take? Mostly I genuinely think RNG hates me... but it remembers me sometimes and pops it's pustule-infested, lice-ridden, wart-covered face into my game just to go "Ha! I still hate you!" There used to a be a quiz game on British TV in the 70s and 80s where they'd take losing contestants and say "come and see what you could've won!" There'd be a speedboat, or a caravan (trailer) or a luxury car or some such... stuff people would have to either save or borrow to own in the real world. So not only did they lose the game, salt was rubbed in their wounded emotions on national TV too. That's what RNG thinks of me. If going to space for 11 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm probably an expert gynaecologist.
srmalloy Posted January 12 Posted January 12 On 1/12/2025 at 7:58 PM, Scarlet Shocker said: There used to a be a quiz game on British TV in the 70s and 80s where they'd take losing contestants and say "come and see what you could've won!" There'd be a speedboat, or a caravan (trailer) or a luxury car or some such... stuff people would have to either save or borrow to own in the real world. So not only did they lose the game, salt was rubbed in their wounded emotions on national TV too. Expand They would probably have hated to have me on and lose; my reaction to something like this is "I lost. Okay, I could have won this... and been taxed for winning it. But how am I worse off than if I hadn't played?"
Scarlet Shocker Posted January 12 Author Posted January 12 On 1/12/2025 at 9:14 PM, srmalloy said: They would probably have hated to have me on and lose; my reaction to something like this is "I lost. Okay, I could have won this... and been taxed for winning it. But how am I worse off than if I hadn't played?" Expand No tax but sure, it's just the psychology of it that was sucky That and winning a speedboat 70 miles from any place you could use it If going to space for 11 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm probably an expert gynaecologist.
Maelwys Posted January 13 Posted January 13 On 1/12/2025 at 7:58 PM, Scarlet Shocker said: There used to a be a quiz game on British TV in the 70s and 80s where they'd take losing contestants and say "come and see what you could've won!" There'd be a speedboat, or a caravan (trailer) or a luxury car or some such... stuff people would have to either save or borrow to own in the real world. So not only did they lose the game, salt was rubbed in their wounded emotions on national TV too. Expand Bullseye (see below). Peter Kay also does a brilliant skit about it. 1
Scarlet Shocker Posted January 13 Author Posted January 13 That's the one! If going to space for 11 minutes makes you an astronaut, then I'm probably an expert gynaecologist.
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