Kallisti Wharf: Snarky Memorial Park

[Snarky]

50 minutes ago, Neiska said:

*Drops something in @Snarky's donation box*

I did get the email!  "Screw your memorial" seems a bit harsh!  But the funds are greatly appreciated.  A Very Special Thank You!

[Neiska]

41 minutes ago, Snarky said:

I did get the email!  "Screw your memorial" seems a bit harsh!  But the funds are greatly appreciated.  A Very Special Thank You!

 

Guess you didn't read the message hon, it was more of a "screw your memorial, our Nosferatu deserves his own castle"

 

 

It was a compliment/joke. 😆

 

Edited Thursday at 09:57 PM by Neiska

[Snarky]

1 minute ago, Neiska said:

 

Guess you didn't read the message hon, it was more of a "screw your memorial, our Nosferatu deserves his own castle"

 

 

It was a compliment/joke. 😆

 

That is indeed a beautiful castle.  Depending on square feet, materials, and land value I am guessing 75-200 mil in most markets.  

 

Thanks again for the donation!  I am one step closer!

[skoryy]

On 8/19/2025 at 11:26 AM, Snarky said:

I know what you’re going to say, you have to wait for a celebrity to die before you do a memorial.  But I am ALREADY dead!

 

Sorry, city charter specifies you have to be dead dead, not undead.  Council passed it after the Count Chocula Riots of '85.

[Snarky]

1 hour ago, skoryy said:

 

Sorry, city charter specifies you have to be dead dead, not undead.  Council passed it after the Count Chocula Riots of '85.

You are obviously lying. It cannot both be in the city charter and then later passed by the city council!  Evil politicians and their flunkies will never stop Snarky and his supporters!

[Luminara]

4 hours ago, Neiska said:

Guess you didn't read the message hon, it was more of a "screw your memorial, our Nosferatu deserves his own castle"

 

And give up his spot under the Brickstown rail station?  He had to suck a lot of hobos dry to secure a place there.

[Scarlet Shocker]

to be fair, Snarky's brought this on himself. 

 

He should never have played dead when trying to evade the taxidermists