And this is why we can't have nice things.
No, we can't have nice things because I was asleep during emergency maintenance and couldn't repost the announcement. Sorry!
Anyway, with the question having been answered and the thread heading down a dark path, I'm going to close it.
I regret to cut off this wonderful mantis shrimp discussion, but as the OP's question has been answered and this thread seems liable to devolve into trolling and/or ad hominems at the drop of a hat, I think it's best that I lock this now.
By popular request, I will document impending maintenance periods here. Please note that maintenance periods are currently scheduled on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 12:00 to 14:00 UTC, usually lasting for less than half an hour. (For those of us who happen to be American, that's 8-10 AM Eastern.)
6/20/19:
Edit: the maintenance is concluded. Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.
Frankly, I don't know how some things get pinned and some don't. Seems arbitrary.
People ask me, mostly.
Do all of you think there'd be a use for a dedicated utilities forum? Other than this, Pine's, and Vidiotmaps, what's come out?
Resistance count as Heroes, Loyalists count as Villains. The total numbers include people in the character creator, hence why the figures don't add up.
It is my understanding that Powerset Salad was tried in the early days of the secret server, and was found lacking. I strongly doubt it will ever make its way back into the game.